Friday, April 25, 2008

Bored and Procrastinating

Daniella, Co-Creator

So. Bored. It's either blog or study for the huge AP Bio test comming up. Hmm... Have fun blogging and making fun of people's complaints or study...

As you can see I'm here and having fun. I'll get stated on the fourth idiot's complaint, so here ya go. =]



Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing to you to report a violation of FCC law which prohibits the broadcast of obscene and indecent material and to ask you to sanction the station responcible.
On April 10, 2006 the station KTVD chanel 20, a member of the UPN television netowrk, broadcasted a program called South Park at approximatly 11:30 pm MST.
During the broadcast of the program the following obscene and indecent material was broadcast.
"Turn around so I can clean out your ass. Carmen you just said ass, thats a sin."
"What kind of pussy way of dieing is that?"
"And you must be mister ass-face."
"That guy is a pussy. He is stable Saddam. Yeah that'd what I said 'He's a pussy'."
"Goodnight pussy, I mean Chris."
"Aw dude you screwed me up."
"I guess Timmy's pretty screwed."
Also during the program there was a depection of a homosexual man attempting to have intercourse with a satanic figure and a depeticion of a preist having anal intercourse with a woman in a confessional.
I have included a tape that is stopped just before the line "That guy is a pussy. He is stable Saddam. Yeah that'd what I said 'He's a pussy'."
I call on the FCC to sanction both KTVD and UPN for this obvious and blantant violation of the laws which prohibit the broadcast of obscene and indecent material.

Sincerly,
(name blacked out)



Hm... Where do I start this one...

Dear Pussy,

Well I read this and I must say you really are a pussy. The words you were complaining about were hardly even obsinities. Screwed up? Pussy? I was walking down the street with a friend the other day and heard a child of about 9 years say "That's bullshit!" If a kid can say a word like bullshit and not be in trouble then a TV show on at 11:30 mind you, can say screwed up. People curse, hell kids curse! It's no big deal so quit your whining you stupid pussy! Hurts doesn't it? Yeah well that's because you seem to get upset at the msot retarted things. Go cry emo kid and stop sending in letters no one cares what you have to say. And by the way, how do you know Satan isn't homosexual? That's right, you don't! Last time I checked you wern't God so stop trying to say what isn't right about heaven and hell. Satan could easily be gay. One last thing, it's Cartman not Carmen. Douche bag.

Yours Truely,
Daniella <3

1 comments:

Steph said...

How is pussy in this context a curse?
He's not talking about vaginas.
He's speaking more along the lines of weeny...but maybe if he said weeny he'd think that he was talking about someone's penis.

Maybe he should stop complaining about south park and get some ass already, seriously it sounds like you have sex on your mind.

It's not south park's fault that you're not getting laid.