Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Making Fiends, Making Fiends...

For all of you who have never seen Making Fiends, or Muffin Films, or heard of Amy Winfrey you really should look it up. She did a few flash creations that are so funny (turns out Making Fiends is becoming a television show August 1st aka my birthday! Hell of a Sweet 16 gift isn't it?) It's a minishow (soon to be show) about a girl named Charlotte who is happy go lucky and Vendetta who hates happiness and makes fiends to ruin Charloette's day. Muffin Films (also by Amy) is a shorter creation consisting of films about 1-3 minutes long based around none other then muffins. Theres another series she made that I didn't get time to watch but I will soon.

NOW, I bet you're all wodnering why I'm bringing this up. Well turns out Amy Winfrey helped create the first seven episodes of South Park! She worked on animation with Matt and Trey. Imagine my shock finding out that these silly clips my cousin showed me years ago relate to the most important thing in my life right now! I really should have known though, Making Fiends is so adorable but has that twist only people who love South Park appreciate. =]

For those who want to watch the series:
http://www.makingfiends.com/
Click Web Episodes and watch away!

You can navigate around there to find her other work if you're interested. I was just so amazed that she actually helped with the first seven episodes (I thought her name sounded familiar).

Now heres a nice FCC complaint to end a kick ass discovery:

I was surfing and a StarWars type scene caught my eye. It was South Park. I never watch this show but the space scene was intriguing. It was a kid at the helm. He was calling for help to the big boss. All of a sudden the scene was a bed with two men having anal sex. They were grunting and groaning as he spoke to the child. This was the worst thing EVER on standard cable. I had no idea about what was to come. The boss was having graphic anal sex from a side view with another man. Both had their clothes off and were making obscene grunting and groans.; This was primetime in the west and children who may have happened to view it were inundated with this deviant behavior. Surely this was against the law what was shown here. You must view it to see how appaling and blantant it was.; AGAIN, last night, July 12, 2007, I was surfing about 9-10 PM eastern and a local channel (WRDQ Orlando) had the South Park episode and a child molestor was being questioned by the kids if he liked having sex with kids! Can this be penalized and removed from television?; ;Obviously, South Park is promoting homosexual behavior with children; ;Please let me know if you will review this. I am curious to know what the FCC thinks.

Dear Homophobic asshole,

I am sick and tired of reading all these complaints about Mr./Mrs./Mr. Garrison. All of you think that its gay sex (fine, you never saw the show before this, think what you want) but I constanly find complaitns ranting about it being gay sex. Okay sure be mad there's sex on TV but don't scream to the world because it's GAY sex. You are so homophobic, all of you make me sick. Gay people are just like everyone else, some are nice, some are mean, etc . But you people keep ranting how its wrong to be on TV well news flash gay people are out there. Learn to accept it like the rest of us and keep your thoughts inside. The way I see it people are going to piss me off weither they are gay or straight so who am I to judge based on that? Learn to judge by personality before you jump to sterotypes moron. And besides, gay guys are cool anyways, they make great shopping buddies and help me find cute boys so back off and leave the gays alone.

=] Daniella

Happy (late) Compleanno di Kyle!

The message is pretty much in the title itself. I was going to blog yesterday, the actual Compleanno di Kyle, but I had a huge headache pretty much the whole day and seriously, all I did was put on Disney Channel and sleep on and off all day. My mom thinks its a reaction to one of the vaccines (because it usually shows up after a week or so) but I don't know. This is why I don't trust needles.

So I'm sitting here in 4th period keyboarding right now, being pretty bored out of my mind. I'm planning on taping my "Day in the Life of Brittany" this Thursday. I would do it tomorrow, but we have an AP Conference (it's a giant assembly that lasts the whole day) so it wouldn't be a true day in my life. Also, I'm going to Adventureland with my older sister's (well basically my sister) girl scout troop and I don't do that every day either. So tomorrow is not a good day to be filming (they probably wouldn't let me bring my camera on the rides haha).

So I hope that all of you had a good Memorial Day Weekend, and happy (late) Compleanno di Kyle! In our world, he'd be 19 now. Wow.

Here's an FCC Complaint!


South Park Episode #158 A small child kills Jesus by stabbing him to death, blood everywhere. Usually I enjoy this show. This was way over the line.

Dear Short and to the Point,

For one thing, Kudos to you for keeping your complaint short. Nobody likes to hear some insane person on a rant. But on the other hand, nobody likes to hear your complaint. Except us, so we can make fun of you for it and correct your wrongdoing. So here's your correction- killing Jesus was what they did in old times, but he came back! Hence Easter. Killing Jesus in this situation was how they actually saved Easter, hence FANTASTIC Easter Special. It was actually an example of history repeating itself, because Kyle is Jewish. I have no more time because I have to go to math, but if you don't like history repeating itself, tough shit.

<3Brittany

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I'm... breathing?

LOST THE GAME! For all of you who don't know go google it at your own risk, and for those who do, you all lost too. =]

Aren't those pictures Britt uploaded great? If you don't understand the first where I'm angrily screaming at Brittany go to youtube and watch Powerthirst 1 and 2. If you don't laugh until you cry you have no sense of humor. So how have you all been? Me? I've been amazing. This week is a four day week and only 2 days left! I'm actually breathing and in all my AP classes we're wacthing movies so there's like no work. This is a much needed rest let me tell you. Anyway I'm gunna upload more awsome pics as well as share kick ass South Park news I've found all over. Enjoy (Here's the color scheme: Brittany is lime green, I'm in the light pink, Sam is in the red, Stephanie is in the yellow, and Jess is in the darker pink)


Sitting on a bench on the Brooklyn Bridge


In the Brooklyn Bridge Park by the water


In Central park on the rocks

In the Brooklyn Bridge Park which is
basically a giant pirate ship

Cool huh? Yup we're adorable. =] Now how about some news relating to what we started this blog about? South Park!

- South Parkism is currently at a stand still with news. Change that people! Give us more memebrs or something because we seriouslah have no news. Seriouslah.
- The South Park Scriptorium released a cool list a few days ago. Top 5 little known facts. Britt and I knew all of them except the second.
1. South Park began as a video Christmas card.
2. Tom Cruise wanted to do a voice for South Park.
3. Cartman was influenced by Archie Bunker.
4. The main female voice-over actor committed suicide.
5. Episodes are changed at the "11th Hour."

- If you go to South Park Studios, you can get ringtones! My current ringtone when people text me is Stan's song: Hey, people, you've gotta drive Hybrids already.
- Kyle's Birthday is comming up. It's a holiday so expect a letter with episodes and the like.

Time for a surprisingly short FCC Complaint:

JULY 16TH, AND 17TH COMEDY CENTRAL AIRED THE MOVIE "SOUTH PARK - BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT.; THE MOVIE WAS AIRED AT 0100 BOTH NIGHTS, HOWEVER IT WAS COMPLETLY UNEDDITED. EVERY FOUL WORD ; IN THE UNCUT VERSION WAS LEFT IN AND AIRED IN ITS ; INTIRITY, ON BASIC CABLE MIND YOU... THIS WAS SHOCKING AND VERY OFFENSIVE.

DEAR OBLIVIOUS,

SEE I CAN WRITE IN ALL CAPS TOO! IT DOESN'T HELP YOUR ARUGMENT! Just to prove so I will continue in normal font and still prove myself right. This is easy to wrap up. It aired at 1:00 in the Secret Stash. Before each airing and in between commercials a warning is aired about mature content not being censored. It's not only South park that airs uncensored. Idiot, maybe if you payed attention you'd realise this is okay, it has a warning and is on late. Geeze, it's not even like you are complaining about an episode airing to early, you're going in the complete wrong direction. Moron.

xoxo Daniella

Monday, May 19, 2008

What an awesome day!

Here are some pictures from The Posse's trip to New York City-
 Daniella, me. (AUUUUGGHH! POWERTHIRST!)
  Daniella and me being heroic
 Thumbelina, the world's smallest horse!
 Daniella and me having fun at the apple store
 me running
 LOVE :]
 at Belvedere Castle in Central Park
 me and Balto! :D

We started off our amazing day by walking across the Brooklyn Bridge. We then went to a street fair, the Apple Store, FAO Schwartz (a really big toy store), Central Park (where after 11 years, I finally found the Balto statue!!), the museum of natural history to see the world's smallest horse, and dinner at Ellen's Stardust Diner. We also went to the Lemon Ice King of Corona on the way back (while playing one of our favorite games, Apples to Apples) and the ices were quite delicious. There are probably some things missing but the point is that it was insanely awesome!

FCC Complaint numero like a hundred, god people stop complaining!

Comedy Central, Cable and satellite television network broadcast throughout the United States, runs a series called South Parka ; It was on 12/30/04 at 12:30am a show came on called Woodland Critter Christmas. This was I believe episode 14 of the 8 year of the show.; This show engaged in obscenity, simulated sex, very graphic violence, vile unnatural behavior, suggested unnatural behavior and simulated abortion; Snappiest of the show from
the website; http://www.tvtome.com/SouthPark/season8.html-ep125; 11"s Christmastime in South Park and out in the nearby forest the woodland critters are preparing for their own Christmas celebration.

(The moron then goes on to explain the episode literally ACTION BY ACTION and they go on so long that the FCC actually cut them off.)

...and finally,

This show made me violently ill. Just the fact that any television network would broadcast such a show left me in shock.; As per your website please email me for a more detailed list of my complaints about this show and the series.

Dear Mr. Dolan? (Principal of our school)

My oh my, if that "list" isn't detailed, then you've definitely got a problem.  It's called "you just LOVE to hear yourself go on and on and on and on, don't you?" Well, this episode in particular is really supposed to make you at least a little bit ill...it is, after all, from Eric Cartman's imagination, which is a totally twisted place. So get over it.

Peace, I'm out...I'm exhausted from my vaccines that I got yesterday.

<3brittany




Friday, May 16, 2008

My long week is drawing an end


As I'm sure you all read before (we like to think you regularly keep up with the blog) my week is almost over. God where do I start. Well I knew it would be draining and I was right. I still have a day left and let me tell you I'm half asleep writing this, and it's only 10:30! I guess I'll start at the past Friday and recap all that has happened. Enjoy, it's like a movie minus the moving pictures.

Last Friday after hours of horrible school and death I had Brittany and our friend Harrini come over. We chilled and watched Elizabethtown like I said (GO WATCH THAT MOVIE!) and instead of making shirts we stayed up wil like 1 am talking and gossiping like teenage girls do. So naturally come Saturday, we were exhausted. After an hour of doing out hair and another half hour of getting ready, we drove to CT. Yeah that took long but we got some cool pictures once we got there. One person actually had a fucking liscence plate with the Superman symbol. Yeah apparently you can do that in CT. Anyway we saw a kick ass red car and drove through a mountain. Literally drove through. Then we stopped by a local pizza place where (like I mentioned) we were shocked to have the waitress talking to us about our lives. Where we live, waitresses only talk about specials and that's only for tips.

And then, we went to Chevorlet Theater. I started flipping out once we got there. Like literally spazzing in excitement. It was amazing. We bought our sweatshirts immediatly (which I happen to be wearing right now) and sat through alot of nothingness and bands before Panic came out. I screamed so much my vocie had morphed over night. It was so worth it though. Saturday was EASILY the greatest day of my young life. They are beyond georgous in person.

So that ended sadly. I cried the next day. I had been waiting since Feburary and the end of it killed me. Even worse, Monday ment AP Biology exam and teeth molds for me. I don't even want to talk about the exam (plus I can't by law say anything about it) but teeth molds killed me. I started screaming (yup I'm like a child when it comes to those) and just left the room.

The rest of the week was fine until Thursday aka the AP World History exam. That I felt was better then biology but I won't know for a few months how I did. All I can do is pray to Matt and Trey that I did decent. I am NOT a good test taker. I finished an hour early (I'm a speed demon when it comes to writing) so I drew adorable South Park cartoons I'll scan in when I get the booklet back.
Tomorrow marks the last day of my week. I'm going into the city with Birtt and the rest of the Posse for our friend's Sweet 16. Expect pictures and videos since me and Britt always sing about South Park when scootering. It's going to be kick ass to say the least.
And now that you've seen through my eyes for the past week enjoy a nice South Park related FCC complaint. Woa, this one's long... brace yourself for alot of ranting from a moron.

I am not sure what the regulations are on a cable network like comedy central, but I am sure that they should include restrictions on the showiing the act of gay anal sex what is exactly what I saw in the last episode of south park. It is beyond me how this kind of explicit vulgar trash can be allowed on television. Sure, you put a warning before the show that indicates that it is for mature audiances only, but all that this warning accomplishes is to make sure that young impressionable viewers are sure to tune in. Furthermore, I see no differnece in the way that networks and cable channels should be regulated. The idea that only mature audiances tune into cable networks, and that a child won't stumble upon a show on cable that is allowed to be more explicit than network television is obviously ludacris. I feel that cable networks, such as comedy central, should be held to the same obsinity standards as the over the air networks are , even though these have deteroiated as well over the past decade. To view what I am talking about simply go to youtube.com and search for south park monkey lovin' and you will see a clip of something that shouldn't be on tv, and I don't care if it is animated. I am 22 years old, and even I feel that it is totally over the line. You won't allow a a cable channel to air porn on their show, but because south park is animated somehow it is ok to show, I disagree. I hope that you will take some sort of action in this matter of the social decay of our nation due to the increasing leniency of the FCC. Thank you.

Dear 22 year old virgin,
You know, I actually feel bad for you. While most 22 year olds are out living life you are sitting home writing to the FCC and complaining about South Park. Wow, just wow. I honestly don't even know what to say. Look dude, I'm a teenager and I don't even have a problem. I understand it's humor. You OBVIOUSLY don't. It's pretty sad when a teenager does and someone in their 20's doesn't. You are over analyzing it, just let it go. Comedy Central does regulate by the way moron, ever hear the bleeps? Ever notice how it's on at 9:30 or later? That's regulation so maybe look into things before you rant. You people make me sick. Go get laid dude, you sound like you need it.

Peace, Love, South Park,
Daniella <3

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Free at last!

After two long terrible years of AP world history, we're finally free! We took the exam this morning. 

I found a couple of things funny...first, how after the test the proctor announced that we were free to go and literally everyone in the gym (around 80 people, I heard the proctors saying) started jumping up and down and screaming and cheering and hugging...it was like a beautiful scene from a movie where the underdogs finally win! Just awesome. I literally feel lighter now...my friend Leah and I started skipping down the street (after Friendly's of course) and we realized we were skipping a little higher than yesterday. (We skip often :] haha)

The second thing I found funny was that before the exam, it seemed that instead of cramming in some last-minute stuff, everyone exchanged horror stories of mental breakdowns and near suicide attempts...the main way everyone wanted to go was jumping out windows. Good thing we all lived.

In the middle of the DBQ essay I literally wrote "This document says the Nazis wanted to beat everyone at skiing because they wanted to prove Nazism was better than democracy. But I'll bet democracy was better at skiing because it's lighter."

The essay was about the Olympics. That one document literally said that the Nazis were convinced that to prove Nazism was superior to democracy they had to win at downhill skiing!

AUGH!@$#*%&^

By the way, you see all this stress? Well Monday is hug an AP student day...I highly suggest all of you go hug an AP student because after all that, we definitely need hugs. 

Here are some pictures from the Panic concert...there are some more from before the concert on my phone but my picture messaging is messed up :[

The tour bus (from Daniella's car).


One of the best shots I got of Brendan :]


anyway. Here's your FCC Complaint!

On this episode of south park the writers of the show felt it was okay to make fun about 911 and went on to say that our government and President Bush were behind the planes flying into the world trade center. I found this completely immoral, indecent and insensitive for a cartoon show or any show to make fun of one of the countries worst events. This is a insult to all AMERICANS and especially to the families who lost loved ones on that day. I would like someone to look into this and to have Comedy Central appologize for airing such an insensative show.

Dear Mr. Oversensitive:

I'm going to make fun about you instead of make fun of you, apparently. And that's what some people believe actually happened...they're making fun OF those people, not OF 911. That's all I'm gonna say.

Peace, Love, & South Park
:] Brittany

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Almost done

I can't take it! Ap exams are killing me! Ap bio drained the life out of me. I have absoutly no idea how I did but all I can do at this ppint is pray and study my ass off for Thursday aka Ap World exam. I'm taking tomorrow off to do the entire review book as well as look over notes but it could go either way. I've been a B + student for both years of the coruse and I hope I get a 4, that'd make my life complete (It's a bell curve so a 4 is about a B). But my "exciting week" is almost over. After this exam all I will have left is the awsome party which I will post picstures from. We all got shirts made professionally (I designeds the front picture!) which of coruse you'll see cause, duh, we're wearing them to the party. =] Saturday hopefully will be better then this week.
I'm still dying inside from last Saturday. I miss Panic At the Disco alot.

But speaking of Panic, I'm going to post a few pictures and you can expect more from Brittany soon. Like I said mine are of the tour bus. But that made my life worth living. All of you! Go listen to their CD! It'll make you feel good inside. =]

South Park related, all I can say is I am missing new episodes almost as much as I'm missing Panic. I hope Matt and Trey are enjoying their vacation from work because we're all suffering at their hands. But in the meantime I found a cool article on South Park Scriptorium. Apparently the website South Park Studios was banned from being accessed with a Japanese airline with a picture of some sluttly Japanes lady. So some wrote to them:

I'm stuck in the Admiral's Club in Narita Airport for another 5 hours in Japan because AA cancelled my flight to LA. To kill time I figured I catch up on my South Park episodes and watch the last few shows. I type in http://www.southparkstudios.com/ and settle in for some quality comedy can satire, but then I get the attached message from AA's network nannies.
Tasteless? Who decided that? What makes this almost sublimly ironic is the picture of the naughty Japanese lady cop they use as an image for the blocking page. They apparently consider that tasteful.
I went through to see what else they block but couldn't find anything else. Apparently serial killing (Dexter), selling dope (Weeds), trashy evening soaps (Desprite Housewives), and crappy South Park wannabees (Family Guy) are considered acceptable.

As upsetting as it is that the website got banned I laughed realy hard at the responce. Check out the website (http://www.spscriptorium.com/) they usually have good updates on everything South Park.
Anyway, I'll make up for Britt's lack of an FCC complaint so please enjoy this one:

I was watching South park a few nights ago and I noticed they bleeped out curse words which is great because I don't want language on tv. But what bothers me is that the FCC overlooks the Lords name in Vain. Why are you allowing something that is no different then murder in the eyes of many? I wish the FCC covered things like this, it's shwoing to our children that it's okay to say the Lords name in Vain when in fact it is very wrong. Lots of networks say it while bleeping out regular four letter curse words like FX, USA network. I'm making me very upset with how things are being handled at the FCC. I wish for changes.


Dear Mr. Irony,

Let's address a few things before I get to my main point. One, your grammer is terrible. If it's not the handwritting of you people it's your grammar that makes me sick. Maybe mine isn't perfect but I know Lords means plural and Lord's means possessive. Second, look at the line: I'm making me very upset. That's just a problem within itself. Are you really that stupid? Third, the reason I called you Mr. Irony is simply because you are ironic in even writing this letter. You don't want language in television but you watch South Park? What the hell? That may be the most contracdtcting statement... ever! Seriously rethink what your morales are before you defy them. Fourth and my main point, what's the big deal saying Jesus Christ! Or God damn it! I know if I created the world and people I would want them to say my name all the time! Acknowledge all I have done, think of me everythime anything happens in their life. I'd LOVE if people took my name "in Vain". From now on when you hear people say Jesus Christ or Goddamn it just look at them and tell them to say Daniella Damn it! Or Oh my Daniella! I promise not to get offended and you know what? God won't either! God isn't some uptight asshole who gets pissed off at every utterance of his name! God has to be awsome or he wouldn't have created me. Duh.

Peace out girl scout,
Daniella aka God's Messenger



The almighty tour bus <3

Greatest bus ever.

Monday, May 12, 2008

What a traumatizing experience...

Oh. My. God.

If anyone's taken, taking, or going to take the AP Exam in any subject at any point in time, I wish you luck. I was so stressed that I literally couldn't keep my breakfast down. Yup, right in between the multiple choice and the essays. By the way, lucky I had Daniella to tell me there was 4 essays, because my teacher told me there was only 3!

My brain was so fried by the end that I took the liberty of drawing something like this- only it was in black pen instead of many colors in paint...either way, I've grown quite fond of my new imaginary pet-



...he doesn't eat possums and chipmunks in our backyard like my real pet does. I also wrote "Thank you, college board, for showing me just how much you can make a person want to commit suicide. You've ruined my summer. Way to go."

Daniella wrote something along the lines of "FUCK OFF AP EXAM" and my friend Dan informed me he wrote "WTF?!" on like 6 questions in the multiple choice section.

So all in all, the AP Bio kids are pretty much drained. The best part? Most of us get to do it all over again Thursday for AP World!

Please excuse my lack of FCC complaint this entry, as I'm going to pass out. Goodnight and good riddance to this day!

Peace, Love, and South Park,
:] Brittany

Sunday, May 11, 2008

I think I may have died...

...and went to heaven. I can NOT even begin to describe how fucking amazing the concert was. Sure we didn't get to make shirts, go to borders, or watch Bambi II, but we DID get to eat at Stella's Pizza (we were shocked the waitress actually talked to us instead of staring us down like they do in NY) and we also got to watch Elizabethtown the night before. Ah what a great movie. I figured we had to watch that because it's more important then shirts. (Go watch if you haven't seen, it's fucking adorable and girls, by the end you will want to be Claire).

And then there was the concert. I think my lungs, throat, and heart all exploded last night. It was the single greatest moment in my life. I quote myself on saying, "It was better then sex. Actually, it was sex. If sex could sing on stage it would sound like that." Not that I know what sex is like, I just can't imagine anything more orgasmic then Brendon singing like 20 feet away from me. Okay, I'll stop. =]

Brittany has actual pictures from the concert but I have a few good shots of the tour bus (she does too but I took more pictures before hand) which I'll upload next blog post. I'm too tired and I honestly should be finishing studying for my AP exam tomorrow. I think me Brittany and Harrini (friend who went with us) could be the most devouted fans ever. Who else would leave the state for a concert the weekend before AP Exams while everyone else is cramming? Not anyone I know.

So my loves, without further ado here is your awaited FCC complaint:

We were watching a DVD with our TV on chanel 3, as we need to when we watch recorded material. The DVD ended and we turned off the DVD player, and the TV automatically went to chanel 3's "South Park" show - before I could switch the chanel, a character said ; "damn" 4 times and "hell" 3 times. My 7-year-old-son started to imitate the character.; There is no reason for this show to be on TV at 7:00 in the evening. We do not allow our children to watch "South Park" because of language such as this, and feel violated that such language reached our children's ears despite our efforts.

Dear Over reactor,

Well I must say first off, South Park is not intended for children so that fact you even had to mention that you chose not to let them watch shows your weak parenting. It is an Ma rated program and unless you are South Parkist you shouldn't want your children hearing it. Second off, hell? damn? Those aren't even curse words. When you go to church (you sound religious) I'm sure you must say hell as a place, which is what it is, so there is nothing wrong with it, damn either. I get so pissed off reading about people getting upset over the dumbest words. If it was your child saying fuck I could slightly understand your anger (although I'd be damn proud and in awe at my adorable child). So back off and oh, by the way, get your reflex's checked. If it took you more then half a second to switch the channel then you need help. I turn my DVD player off so fast that what ever is on TV doesn't even get to say half a word. You obviously waited a few minutes. Go get that fixed it seems like you have the relfexes of a cat... a dead one at least.

Peace, Love, South Park,
Daniella the Great <3

The good kind of hangover <33

Last night was THE BEST FUCKING NIGHT OF OUR LIVES!!!!!
I kept screaming "RYAN MARRY ME!!!!" but he never responded so I'll just take that as a yes :D

Many many laughs occurred from things that happened to us. For instance, we were joking around about how much of a horrible cover I would be if Daniella and our friend Harrini would have gone off to sneak onto Panic's tour bus. I think they came up with a sentence that would truly be something I would say when questioned about their whereabouts "They're at.....Nebraska!"

Oh boyyy.

We screamed until we cried and we sang along with literally every single song that they played...and now when I talk it hurts. My ears also haven't fully recovered...but it was wayyyy worth it :]

Here are some of the messages that we tried to get up on stage (via text message...there was a screen you could text your messages to). unfortunately none of them got up there.

~SOUTH PARKISM LOVES PATD<33

~www.freewebs.com/southparkism !! teri (a member) we're here scream and we'll answer -brittany and daniella

~hi brendon and ryan...we're single =) love brittany daniella and harrini

~South Parkism: Pretty. Odd. and awesome!! <3

~scream respect mah authoritah if you love panic!!

~THIS IS SPARTAAA! (if you dont know that one by now then...wow)

~I LOST THE GAME. (if you dont know that one look up the game on google)

~400 BABIES!!!!! (powerthirst go watch it on youtube, its hilarious)

~scream if you love south parkism!

~drew loves claire forever <33>

at one point Daniella wrote SPARTA! on a $20 that she used to pay for a sweatshirt...it was pretty awesome.

that's all for now, i'll post pictures later when i get them off my camera.

FCC Complaint of the Day:

"South Park" Episode #1012, "Go, God. Go! Part II" shows two men having sexual intercourse. There are two scenes in this movie in which these men are havine sex, and the first sex scene shows them having anal sex. One of the men, Mr. Garrison, has had a sex change and now has female breasts. His/her breasts can be seen in the second sex scene.


Dear Homophobic Complainer,

First of all, this was during the time in Garrison's life when he was cosmetically a woman. So the episode of which you speak does not, in fact, show two men having sexual intercourse. And even if it did, what's wrong with that? It doesn't matter unless you're a homophobe. And the breasts weren't censored because they technically aren't real.

...so deal, pussy.

Peace, Love, and South Park,
:] Brittany (wearing her new favorite PATD sweatshirt<33)

Friday, May 9, 2008

My very own Sheila impersonation!

So this is what we do on our Friday nights...just kidding, we do wayyyyy more cool stuff. It just so happens that I read one of the FCC Complaints as Sheila and apparently all that practice impersonating my English teacher (who sounds *exactly* like Sheila) payed off because I do a damn good impersonation :]

So Daniella, our friend Harrini, and I are going to spend like the whole weekend together just being awesome. Tonight we're watching Elizabethtown and Bambi II, Harrini is learning how to work Daniella's enV, and making shirts showing our love for Panic at the Disco. Tomorrow, we'll be in Connecticut all day in some random Border's making PostSecret (
http://www.postsecret.blogspot.com/) cards to leave in random books, and then WE'RE GOING TO THE PANIC AT THE DISCO CONCERT AND HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!

Here's the impersonation...enjoy! -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbxC4_HkwI

...and now, it's time for another FCC complaint!


i think south park is very vulgar and inapproiate to be viewed on comedy central. one time on south park everybody was saying the word "shit". in the end the word "shit" was said between 166-200 times in one episode. also in that episode the school teacher is gay and said "fag" at least 20 times in that episode.i hope south park is off the air someday.; i also wanted to complain about another show on comedy central called drawn together. that show is almost about ten times worse than south park and i hate it,and it is not even funny. every time i watch that show it is always based on sex or some other inapropriate subject. hope you can help with this bad stuff

DEAR JACKASS,

IM WRITING IN THESE THINGS CALLED CAPITAL LETTERS! Loser. By the way, if you're going to use statistics in your letter, use the right ones! On that episode where everyone was saying the word shit, the official count (IN THE FUCKING BOTTOM LEFT CORNER OF THE TV, MIND YOU) was 162. Learn to read your numbers. And the teacher is allowed to say the word "fag" because he is gay and it's okay for gay people to use that word. The only way South Park is going to be off the air is if incompetent douche-bags like you take over the fucking free world, and take away the first amendment. And about Drawn Together, I happen to think that it is funny. If you don't like it, change the channel! Holy shit you're dumb.

Peace, Love, and South Park <3
:] Brittany

Thursday, May 8, 2008

The odity that is my life

Dude, this may be one of the biggest oddities I've ever seen. Brittany and I went to a tribute concert held by our school for two kids that passed away this year (crashed trying to get back to school from lunch) and let me tell you as sad of an event as it was there were KICK ASS bands. Local ones, old ones (The guy from Mountain was there!) and a million songs from guitar hero were played (one kid played Cliffs of Dover, I sat in amazement staring). It was an insane night. We stayed til 12:30 but it let out at 1:30. Anyway, back to the picture. Those were sitting in the middle of the parking circle. I was shocked, you never see anything like that in my state. Maybe in the south but NEVER here. Naturally we took pictures since absoutly no one would believe us if we just told them.

Ah let me tell you this week (starting Friday) will be the biggest week of my life. Friday me, Brittany, and our friend Harrini are all sleeping over my house and making shirts for Saturday. Saturday we are going to CT to see Panic At the Disco! We are totally excited (Like bouncing off the walls). When we get to CT we're going to chill for a bit in the first Border's we can find, eat in the cafe and make more PostSecret cards to stick in the books there. Then we have an amazing concert where we might run into one of our members, Teri (that'd make our day haha we always wanted to meet an out of state member, fingers crossed, if we do expect awsome concert pics and a group shot). Sunday is going to be a full study day for me and the Monday I die. Just kidding but I will lose part of my soul. Monday marks the AP Biology exam for all three of us. I'm scared out of my mind, although I got straight A's in the class I have been freaking over the test for months. Thursday is my next AP Exam (they have it too) which is AP World. That one I've been sweating for two years (yup it's a two year course). So that week is going to involve major stressing. Then next Saturday me and Brittany are going into the city for our friend's Sweet 16 (refrer back to the picture labled 'The Posse', we're going with them, it's Jess' party). So basically next Sunday I may have died from to much excitment and stress.

We also wanted to mention all our reader's get a little treat. Since you all think we're incredibly awsome with incredible lives dealing with South Park and fun adventures (or at least this is what we'd like to think you think) we're going to make videos filming our day's: A day in the life of Daniella and A day in the life of Brittany. So we'll probably get a video camera and take it around with us all day (preferably a school day, hopefully a day where our principal gives an hour speach how you can't shut your locker, it disrupts class... hm and your speach isn't?) and post it on youtube. Then you'll see we're just normal kids dealing with the same stress as all of you. That'll be fun to film though, we'll try and make it itneresting but like I said, we're really normal. South Parkism is the only slightly different thing about us.

The last note I can think of is May 26th is compleano di Kyle so get ready for that. =] Now enjoy an FCC complaint.

Show often includes profanity, vulgar scenes and themes, and racist speech. One episode ended with one of the characters saying the n word. The show has also had anit-gay themems and wording/speech. Some of these profane and indecent shows have been abnormally repeated on a monthly basis even though there are well over 100+ episodes of this series to show.

Dear Pre-schooler (at least that's what I assume you are, your handwriting would lead me to believe this),

First off how on Earth do you write so poorly. It's a wonder I could even understand any of that. If what I translated was correct you are a moron. A big moron at that. South Park does NOT display anti gay themes. In fact it's won awards for its acceptance of gays! You obviosuly don't know what you are talking about. Second off like you haven't said the n word before. People say it and sometimes using the word causes change and opens eyes. Just look at season 11 With Appologises to Jesse Jackson. Black people found the episode helpful in explaining how offensive the word is. It takes reverse actions sometimes to break down barriers. By the way look at the time you wrote down that the episode aired. (11:00-11:30) Yeah that's a completly acceptable timing for the show idiot. Go back to school and learn how to a) write a decent letter with relevant facts b) write in general. Your hand writing sucks so bad.

Peace Out from the Amazing Daniella

Thursday, May 1, 2008

FCC because again, I don't want to do homework

Time for another post by the one and only me. Hope you all enjoy the lovely artwork I made with Brittany haha expect mucho more soon. =]

Dude I have to give majorrrr props to Raquel right now. I was really upset because I felt like we were dying out (we don't have alot of members comapred to what we need) but she gave me the slap in the face I needed. She told me that we don't need to be a major religion and that we're fine the way we are. Sure we'll get more members but South Parkism is amazing and won't die. I have to say thank you so much, I feel way better now, it gave me the hope I needed that we can continue to all be fans and maybe one day we'll just get the recognition we want.

Well now that I'm wayyy happier I feel like making people sound like idiots so of course it's time for another FCC complaint!


To whom it may concern, I am writing you to bring to your attention an episode of the animated TV comedy South Park. The episode I am speaking of aired on Comedy central March 22. And in this episode, which was the season premier of the show, it featured a central character who was somehow brainwashed into believing he was a pedophile. And basically the enitre episode used this disturbing as a punchline. The dialouge was absoutly sickening. With talk of making lvoe to children and letting your children suck you. It was the single most offensive thing I've ever seen on TV. As a Parent I could not believe that anyone would stoop to thta level to get in a sick attempt to get a laugh. With all the evil acts being committed agaisnt our children everyday it was in extreme poor tatse to use this as a comie gag. and I truely believe that the creators of this trashy show should be held accountable. Their names are Trey Parker and Matt Stone, And I believe they owe every parent in America or in the world for that matter, an apology. They also owe our children an apology. I am sending a copy of this letter to the FCC, to Comedy central, to as many Child advocacy groups as I can find, and to anyone else I believe will stand up against this kind of trash and say enough is enough. Far less offensive acts have created a backlash of criticism from the public. And I think our children deserve the same kind of responce. Please take the time to look into this and see if you agree with me and if so, get angry and do something.
Sincerly,
(name blacked out)


Dear Sheila,

Well I must say for someone who hates South Park so much you sure do act alot like one of it's characters. First off, moron its Comedy Central with another capital C so it shows how intelligent you are, writing to a station you don't even know the correct title of. Second, back down lady if you're so concerned about your kids get a V chip. Sure it's for the pussy parents who can't control what their kids watch or do but I think you fit in that catagory. Go take your meds and start being a better parent instead of blaming TV. Watch your kids and they won't fall into the wrong hands. Besides, when they turn oh say... 14 they'll watch South Park weither you like it or not. So Sheila go take some pills, relax, and stop being a big fat bitch.

Love,
The dearest Daniella <3

FCC Complaint from that last post!

Oops! I worked so hard on uploading all those pics for the last post that I forgot to post a new FCC complaint! So here it is-

How do you allow this filth on T.V. plus 5 Gino and the other 3 Nite time comics, useing all sorts of bad language in an attempt to be funny. And we wonder whats wrong with young America. They should be fined 5,000.00 per word.

Dear Retard,

So I've noticed that you seem to have learned your spelling and grammar skills in 2nd grade. Good job. Are you high? You probably were when you wrote this. Or maybe you're just mentally challenged. I mean jeeze! I don't even know what else to say to you. Freakin moron!

Peace, Love, and South Park,
:] Brittany 

Adventures from school?

Hey everyone! Sorry we were too busy goofing off in school to blog this past week :]

Here's what we've been doing-
the card says: "Dear Brittany Lynch!,
How is boring class? I'm doing proofs. They sucks! Now I'm in English (Time lapse!) BTW did you scan in orchestra viola hierarchy and the sweet 16 pics? They're pretty good. Now it's orchestra (Time lapse the sequal!) and I'm freezing and angry because I hate him. So much. So very much. So instead I sit here and write you this card. The Cartman I just drew looks to fat. Ha =) I'm in Spanish (Time lapse agggh!) and I'm handing in the resume. I hope you enjoy this card and we'll make snow globes soon for all 174 episodes. (I know how too!) Ha have a great dia (day)
Super Amazing Daniella Person!

PS. I sacrifice for harvest...do you?
<--- French :D haha if you were there you'd understand...THE DAILY GALLAGHER ECLIPSE OF THE SUN! The little one is me saying "Dude...could you like, move?!"

...and, we went to Marissa's sweet 16. I didnt know who marissa was, but Daniella sort-of did. We had fun though :D



And then of course, the SHSW orchestra viola section hierarchy! (by Daniella)
From top to bottom- Moron (the teacher :D) --> Chamber (actually care/good)-->Half chamber (semi-good, wouldn't be in chamber under Davis (the old orchestra teacher))--> Chamber Wannabes (normal playing level, mid-section)--> Lost Care (can play well but don't care, do homework instead of playing, gossip often (poor Daniella is here)) --> Lost Causes (mostly freshman, dont even play, getting out is difficult, Sal is an unknown exception...**also in this section, Emily and Marie- they are AMAZING but the Mighty Moron just hates them so he puts them back there.)

and now one final doodle from when I was bored in math :]

My graph, from real to imaginary goes as follows-

normal people -->south park --> high school --> celebrities --> two girls in our school -->plastic surgery patients -->TV --> movies --> imaginationland -->the perfect guy*

*I actually found one close to perfect! Seriousleh, its scaryyy.

and then it says :
"have fun grading this! i'll be typing Jesus of Suburbia lyrics on my calculator!
:) Britt Lynch "

We're so awesome at school haha

Peace, Love, and South Park
Brittany :D