Sorry

umm we've kinda been failing at maintaining the blog in the last month and a 1/2. sorry about that, guys. we've both just been so busy! Daniella has lots of schoolwork, i have lots of schoolwork, i have random groundings for missing a homework assignment in english one time, and i've been busy catching up with the world from that grounding.

anyway, the premiere of the 1/2 season wasnt an hour long as promised. it wasnt even the best we've seen. we expceted more out of Matt and Trey than The China Probrem. then there was The Breast Cancer Show Ever. i havent seen it yet due to my retarded schedule/computer but ive heard from multiple people that it was freakin hysterical. then there was the 2-part Pandemic. i still havent seen the first half of it [again, due to schedule/computer restraints] but i HAVE seen the second half, which was pretty good/funny. after that one there was the most recent one- About Last Night. that was awesome. it was so funny! Ike is like the most BAMF kid ive ever seen. i wish he was real so i could have him as a brother.

during the course of the last month and a 1/2 that Daniella and i havent been blogging, we saw each other! i went home for the weekend about 3 weeks ago. i got to see everyone i love! picture timeeeeee:

its blurry. me and 3 of my closest friends. the one in yellow/gold was the sweet 16 princess, one of the main reasons i went for the weekend.
its professional. me and the birthday girl!

Daniella and me surfing on the animals in the park for old times' sake. oh yes, we've got mad skills.
me and the love of my fucking existence <3

till next time when i can tell you about the upcoming episodes!

Peace, Love ,and South Park. <3
Britt

This Premiere Will be Special!

Well...more special than all of the previous 1/2 season premieres. I was just recently informed that this premiere will not be running for a simple half hour like it normally does...no, this one will be a full hour!

This leads me to wonder what kind of hugeness Trey and Matt have planned for this one...and makes me even more anxious to see it than I already am! It's only 19 days away...and I am very happy to say that 10 days after the premiere, I will be visiting home [New York] for the weekend! Expect lots of pictures and funny stories from Daniella and I!

Another Emmy for South Park!

Yes that's right...as you all may have heard, Imaginationland was nominated for an Emmy...and I was just informed that they WON aforementioned Emmy! I would like to congratulate the entire South Park cast and crew...it's a lot of people so I'm just not gonna list em all haha :)

Neither Daniella or I have blogged in a while...for those of you that know, Junior Year (11th grade) is the HARDEST of all years of High School so we're keeping busy with PLENTY of homework...the only reason that I'm able to blog right now is that my school is having a 5 day weekend because of damage from Hurricane Ike...it really wasn't that bad, just trees knocked down...however the schools flooded, windows were broken, and the elementary school playgrounds were messed up. So I was off Friday, and then it was the weekend, and now I was off today. And I'll be off tomorrow. Hence, 5 DAY WEEKEND! :)

More Blogs will be Soon =)

Since the summer is over (god dammit...rrrrgh) I'll probably start blogging more. Also, I have no life! That's not true, I went to a party last night but idk who's house it was...but the only people I know are mostly going to Galveston (the nearest beach) for the weekend...despite the fact that Hurricane Gustav is on it's way and might actually hit Galveston...stupid fools. Their choice though...

Even though they say a hurricane is coming I've been seeing nothing but sunshine here...although every once in a while you can see some pretty intense lightening strikes a few miles away.

So the point of blogging was to tell all of you that Season 12 will re-start on October 8th! Yaaaayyyy! I have a countdown....its in 39 days =).

In fact...I'm gonna put a countdown on here...or I'll try-
Countdown To Season 12 part 2!

That should work hopefully. =)

Didn't Daniella look pretty on her Sweet 16? I really wish I could've been there in person though...I was just there in spirit. By the way everyone, she passed her permit test! I told her she shouldn't worry, it was just common sense...I took & passed it back in April...my mom waited a month after my birthday too. Mostly because she works alot and she was busy. Although she told me she didn't want me driving because she thinks I'll be a bad driver. She obviously doesn't remember that I'm the one that safely drove her home on both New Year's and Easter because she and my father were unfit to drive (both of which were before I got my permit).

Anyway, I'm going to attempt to see Hamlet 2 this weekend and if I do, I'll blog about how it was.

Peace Out =)
xoxBrittany <3

Pictures finally

As I promised here's a shot from my Sweet 16. That's me relaxing with my feet up. That dress was heavyyyyyy. Now I know how Brittany felt haha. Anyway since it's been forever and a day sicne I posted let's get going with some South park news shall we?

Well here's a big one. Isaac Hayes died! Dude that's insane. One of our new members Casey had a great idea that we have a day honoring him (because when he was Chef he was amazing and it really is a loss he died). We'll add the holiday to the website as soon as I stop being lazy (haha kidding, I'll never stop so just soon). It was such a shock, when Brittany told me I didn't even know what to say. Well rest in peace Isaac we will miss Chef forever and we all wish you could have gone out still part of the Park family, but you will be missed.

The season 11 dvd is out now too so everyone go get that (a personal favorite season, both Brittany and I bought it for our iPods haha we watch the episodes all the time). That season I feel broke alot of barriers with some episodes and was a kick ass season. 12 seems to be going good too but 11 has a place in my heart (first season I watched to be honest too, I found South Park like a week before the premier of episode 111 haha).

No time for an fcc complaint, those things are really long to type out and its 12:49 am here and I'm taking my permit test today. I may actually fail due to the fact 1. I have no common sense and 2. I know nothing about driving at all. Haha oh well I have to take it eventually it's been almost an entire month since my birthday.

I promise more South Park news soon. Til then adios chicos y chicas. =]

xoxo Daniella

 Making my wish =] My cousins a physco.

It's August 13th!

And you know what that means!! Yes folks, it's South Park's 11th Birthday! I wonder if the episode will be "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" tonight, to celebrate...hold on a sec & I'll check the TV guide.

**3 minutes later**

No...it's not. At 9:30 Eastern/8:30 Central [which is my new time now that I've moved to Texas...] is Proper Condom Use, and then at 10:00 Eastern/9:00 Central is Le Petit Tourette. Comedy Central probably doesn't even realize what day it is...I mean it's a huge network and I guess I understand that the network executives barely know about anything other than that South Park gives them major revenue. That's really the only language that they understand...money.

So anyway, as I'm sure you all may have seen or heard, Hamlet 2 looks like it's going to be a mad cool movie. One of the writers is none other than Pam Brady, who you probably know works at South Park with THEEE Matt Stone and Trey Parker. She co-wrote South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Team America, and 3 episodes of South Park. So Hamlet 2 is looking good. It  comes out in theaters everywhere August 27th. A Wednesday? Really? Shit, guess I won't be able to go to the premiere. I have school on that Wednesday. I definitely can't skip a day.

  my fourth quarter grades

+ my AP exam scores

+ I have 4 friends here & 3/4 probably can't go  

+ the fact that I'll be going to a new school

EEEEEEQQQQQQQUUUAAAALLLLLLLSS...

I'm not going to see the midnight show...simplify the answer and you get...

school ruins everything.

Anyway, that's all. I'm going to make Mac & Cheese. It's my newest love affair.

Peace, Love & South Park <3

xox Brittany

I'm 16?

Odd I don't feel older and maybe it's because I slept through my birthday. Anyhow happy birthday to me I guess. I didn't have my party yet but I'll have pics up when I do just like Britt did but I doubt I'll have any videos, we went over board at hers with videos.

Ah! Terrific news! Cannibal! The Musical is comming out November 18th! Now I can finally watch this movie that Brittany has been saying nothing but good about. I'll fly to TX and watch with her. Just kidding but that'd be pretty kick ass. Other South Park news, they got an emmy nomination but we all expected that. I've been getting nothing but good news from South Park Scriptorium lately. Thank goodness for good news.

I don't feel like writing an FCC complain right now but just thought I'd stop in and write cause its been forever and I had good South Park news to share. I'll be back eventually though. Blogging is quite fun.

xoxo Daniella

Summertime is Slow-Down Time

At least for this blog, apparently. Daniella [who's Sweet 16th birthday just passed! I'm mailing her the best gift ever!] and I were talking about that sometime in the past [I can't remember when...] and we both commented about how summer makes us want to blog less for some reason. We don't know why.

So anyway, the Season 11 DVD is out August 12th! That's only one week from now! Here, for your viewing pleasure, is the magnificent cover art:

It's awesome :D

And now, the funniest pet picture I've ever seen. And it's my dog! I woke up the other morning to find him not on his bed, but on my stairs. Like this:

It seems that by being raised by me, he's picked up my family's "short bus" gene. I love that crazy canine <3>

I'm going to unpack more boxes, & probably eat some food. Yeah, that sounds good.

Peace, Love, & South Park <3

xox Brittany

I'm Not Dead!

Not physically, anyway.

I was just grounded for the most inhumane reason ever. I'm still not un-grounded, but I am staying at my friend's house before the two of us go to camp tomorrow. It's going to be the best, as always, but it may not be the highlight of my summer, like always. I've heard that they have this new rule so that when you get caught with a cell phone, whether you were using it or not, you get sent straight home.

But when and if they call my house, they won't get an answer...the number on file is my New York number, and my family is in Texas! Ha ha ha you stupid camp! :D

So the reason I got grounded is that I forgot to call my dad to tell him that I was going to hang out with my friend. The worst part is that my dad is quoted as saying that I'm "not mature enough" to have this friend [of the boy variety :D ].

When he said that, this friend of the boy variety promised me to stay with me through the possible three month grounding, WITH!! the possibility of parole. He's the best. So when my dad said that I wasn't mature enough [again; he likes to repeat himself.] I may have told him to, and I quote, "fuck off."

So that got me in more trouble. That was really stupid on my part =/

But hey, at least I'm alive! And I wanted all of you to know that I'm alive. Not so much well. But I'm alive.

Peace, Love, and South Park :)
xox Britt

Welcome to the World Stanley Daniel DiPeitri

I HAVE AWESOME NEWS!!

I was sitting at the gate in Chicago this morning around 9:30 am
waiting to depart for Houston when I turned my phone on to check my
messages. One new voicemail. And that voicemail was from my Aunt
Linda. She's a grandmother, and I guess I'm an aunt, because the
message said that my cousin Kaela just had her baby!! Under normal
circumstances she wouldve just called my mom or dad, but these are not
normal circumstances. I'm the one who, after many many friendly
suggestions over the past nine months, convinced Kaela to name this
beautiful baby boy Stanley. Score one for South Park! Zero for those
stupid baby books suggesting other names. :D

It's my hope that one day he discovers where his first name came from,
and comes to his dear old Aunt Brittany thanking her and joining South
Parkism!!

He'd be my favorite nephew :D

Love,
Britt (:

Sent from my iPod

My hectic boring life

My life has been so hectic and so boring all at once if you haven't guessed from the title of this blog post. I started reading Brittany's blog and I think you all should too. I'm sure she'd feel better about having to move if she knew you all cared. It's alot for her to deal with, she never had this big of a change.

More hectic news: I'm redoing my entire room. I'm getting rid of my lavander walls, butterfly curtains, twin bed, dark purple rug, and other kid things and trading them in for bright magenta walls with a black wall made of chalkboard paint (now I can write on my walls and have my friends write when they come over!) and queen size bed on a new black carpet. I always move around when I sleep so this will be better. I'm getting new black curtains and a zebra printed bedspread. I'll take pictures when I'm done and post them, it's starting to come together as I type this.

Even more hectic-ness, I'm going to Warped Tour July 26th and going backstage to meet all the bands! I've been drowning myself in Music and Artists to learn all the music so I can sing along. The past few weeks I have been engulfed in All Time Low (which I am currently listening to now) and this week will be We The Kings. I know I won't be ready but I'll be happy with the music I know come Warped Tour. It's susposedly the greatest music experiance ever, and I have backstage passes! Pictures from that will be posted too. (And to relate this to South Parkism, All Time Low mentioned Sexual Harassment Panda in one of their interviews, I was thrilled!)

Another thing controlling my life is Twilight. My friend Kelsey forced me to read it and of course, I was instanly hooked. By hooked I mean, MAJORLY hooked. I finished it quick and moved on to the sequal New Moon which I finished in three days. I just bought Eclipse and most likely after I write this I will lock myself in my half finished room and read that. For all of you who considered reading it but never did, READ IT! It's seriouslah amazing. Seriouslah.

The boredom aspect of my life seems to outweigh all this excitement though. Everyday I've been sleeping in til 2 and putting off everything. I've hung out with the same two friends (Harrini and Sam) every day for the past two weeks. It got old fast but I'll be with them soon again. Everyone else is busy busy busy. Danielle is in Tenessee, Brittany is packing, Brittany Latronica had a death in the family and is torn up like crazy so I don't want to be a bother to her, Stephanie is always somewhere, Jess is in PA, Kelsey is... come to think of it I have no idea maybe I'll call her... Marisa is in some other country, Gabby is in Bermuda, and Diedre is always doing stuff. I'm sure you see my deilema.

But now that you know my life story, here's an FCC complaint to bring the blog back to its origional purpose.


The episode of South Park that aired last night an extremly graphic and detailed portion of two of the animated characters having rough anal sex. It was absoutly nauseating. The several times the child characters said the word 'asshole' didn't bother me at all, but this is getting out of control. Keep in mind this show airs at 7 pm since I have satellite television and live in the Pacific time zone. I understand that somehow or another the FCC allows cComedy Central to air completly unedited shows at certain dates and times. While I don't agree with that, it doesn't cause me to lose sleep. I do NOT understand how the FCC can allow the type of sick pornography and language on South Park at ANY hours of the day to air on any channel!

Dear Fucking Idiot,

I don't have time to be bothered with your retarted complaint. So many people get mad about this but here I'll solve your problem right now: turn off the TV. If people are scared their kids will see it, well, don't let them watch TV! Moniter it if they do, otherwise don't let them grow up on television. Television isn't magic learning. If you don't have kids then I don't see why you would care about whats on TV so really this complaint you sent in is pointless. You probably won't ever have kids anyway, if you look anything as bad as your complaint is stupid, never leave your house.

xoxo Daniella

I Was Bored...

...so I made a new blog, of course. Follow me on my journey through
all 1,710 miles from my home in New York to some house my parents
expect me to call home in Texas. It's probably going to be filled with
just as much drama and yet strange awesomeness as the Gossip Girl
books that I love to read...well, maybe not THAT much drama. haha (:

http://1700milesfromhome.blogspot.com

I can't post an FCC complaint today because of the fact that I am on
my iPod [my computer is the only one in my house that isn't in a box
and my mother is monopolizing it] and therefore don't have the right
adobe acrobat reader to see the complaint packet document from the
website...sorry!

Love,
Britt (:

Sent from my iPod

Remember the Day in the Life?

I'm so happy that summer is here and that I have until on or about July 19th to continue my normal life before it gets torn 1700 miles from home!

Also happy that I got decent test scores [86 on Global, 87 on French], and that I didn't fail math for the quarter!

But on a not so happy note, my AP Test scores will be waiting for me in my new mailbox when I get to Texas...DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!! Shit, I'd better be nice to my mom or she'll bury me in the backyard...or feed me to alligators while I'm sleeping. Yikes.

Also,I was just backing up my files from my old computer so I can put them on my new one when I realized- I never did the whole day in the life thing that I said I would. My camera went insane and so the only parts I got were the gymnastics part and a small part before I went to gymnastics, both of which I filmed before my camera went insane. So, without much further ado, here they are...a day in my life from about 5:45 onward haha:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC9TcuB1zMk&feature=user

the first part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBYtQdEcFNA&feature=user

a roundoff backhandspring back tuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsjAuYHviBc&feature=user

a backhandspring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9RAYt26VLg&feature=user

my friend Katie doing a back tuck off a mat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDzUkksPmPs&feature=user

and finally, Katie trips on purpose, just to make life more interesting

well that's all I have for you today, here's an FCC Complaint!

The characters in this program were discussing how they will have sex with children and made other comments relating to pedophilia. I find this extremely disturbing and request the FCC to investigate the content of this show. The writers/producers of South Park should be banned for condoning the exploitation of children.

; Sincerely, [blacked out]

Alright asshole-

First off, I have no clue what episode you're talking about. The only one I know of that people have had problems with in the past is the one where Chef was brainwashed by that fruity little club. May I just put the emphasis on BRAINWASHED BY THAT FRUITY LITTLE CLUB! So it wasn't really him talking. If you'd been paying attention, Mr. Short Attention Span, you'd have known that, and I wouldn't have to be sitting here correcting you.

<3brittany

Summer is finally here

Free at last. Thank God it's summer. I couldn't take much more of school. Thankfully I'm half way done now (two more years til I'm really free...) and I can enjoy the nice warm air. Lately it's been scorching. Today it's about 80-90 degrees so of course I'm staying indoors. I don't even want to run out to my pool, I'm very comfortable how I am. I got all my test scores back and I lived, and did really well actually. I'll stay in this happy mindframe until AP test scores come in (third fucking week of July, can they torture me anymore???). I'm actually alittle afarid to get those back...

But anyway summer is starting off great. We just got another member named Brittanii who I e-mailed a few minutes ago. Now were up to... 35 members which isn't bad if I do say so myself.

On another amazing summer note, Carsen just finished the chapter for our story so once I re-read it and go over spelling errors and the like I'll post it on fanfiction. Yeah i know this chapter was really late but for all of you who read thanks for sticking it out. Finals were killing all of us so we really had no time.

And of course the news just keeps getting better. Brittany has more time then she thought! She was suspsoed to be leaving for Texas today but the house isn't finished so I get another week with her. =] I'm telling you all this good news has made me estatic, I feel like running a marathon right now. But it's way to hot so I'm thinking it's time for a longgggggg awaited FCC complaint!


The show had a character named Randy on who was on Wheel of Fortune and sovled the puzzle saying "NIGGERS", "NIGGERS" are the people who are annoying. How can this be acceptable TV, disrespecting African Americans in such a blantant way? This show should be banned from television. Why hasn't anyone addressed this South Park episode? This is unbelievable.


Dear Albino,

Yup, I know you're white. You know how I know? After this episode was broadcasted African Americans praised the episode for showing how the word really hrut them and portraying how people can be hurt from words. The word in the episode wasn't used in a racist way towards a black character but rather as a fault and it showed Randy being isolated and called names and how it hurt him. The episode was seen as a benefit because it revieled how the word was offensive, it shouldn't be taken down because it used the word. It actually helped more then it did damage. Stop trying to "attone for your sins" by going in a rant about this. Shut up, you make me sick.

Peace, Love, South Park
Daniella <3

I have 5 minutes...

...to get all this out! Holy shit I just took my keyboarding final and the damn thing took up most of the period! Okay so here goes:

FIrst of all, Daniella's last post made me cry. I didn't realize that I only had 18 days left :[

Second of all, I won't be posting an FCC Complaint either because of the shortage of time...sorry!

Third, Sugiyama is amazing! For a nickname, I call her Su-Su. And what's really cool is if I stand next to the tank and call her, she'll swim over. I've never known a fish to do that until now. That's friggen amazing!! <3

Anyways, so now I only have 16 days left as of today. This school year went so fast it's not even funny. I feel like the whole thing was just a dream and that really, it's still September and I fell asleep in English again. The whole moving thing hasn't really even hit me that hard yet...which sucks cause I can't cry. See, my parents did this once before and then we didnt move. So it hasn't really sunk in for real yet. It'll sink in when I see boxes and the moving truck. What also sucks is that since I have a 105 pound dog, we have to camp in KOA cabins along the way instead of hotels. Thank god my brother and my mother won't be in the same car as me

I PROMISE to NEVER lose contact with Daniella, or any of my friends here in New York. Or any of my new-found family that we call South Parkism. Abby, Daniella printed out that comment from MySpace and showed me this morning...I give you FULL PERMISSION to kick my ass down in Texas if I ever lose contact.

I'll be posting a picture of Sugiyama later :] I love that fish<3

Peace, Love, and South Park!
<3brittany

Every day is getting harder...

I'm losing my mind.

I seriouslah can't take this anymore. Brittany is moving in 18 days. I'm already starting to get upset around her. I wish she wasn't moving so far away, I mean come on! Texas? Now I need to conquer my fear of planes which won't go well I already know. All I can do at this point is pray that we don't lose contact and we keep talking because I'm terrified of losing not only South Parkism but also a friend. We've known each other since second grade but you never know how moves will work out. It could completly cut off all contact which I swear to God would DESTROY me. I need to thank every single one of you right now for keeping South Parkism alive, without any of you we wouldn't have this family we have (yes we call you our family that we actually like haha =D) and we wouldn't have something holding us together as strong as this does. Thank you all so much and I promise we will try as hard as we can to keep South Parkism alive as well as our friendship. One can only hope both survive.

The only positive thing recently was we had a town day with all games and prizes and junk and we bought matching Japanese Fighting Fish. We enjoy being different. I named mine Koi which means love in Japanese and she named hers Sugiyama after Trey's Japanese wife Emma. Here's a blurry horrible picture of Koi:

Yeah I just realized you can't see her really at all. Haha well the blueish red part in the middle is her tail and just sorta follow it from there. I'll get a better pciture tomorrow I just wanted to show you her for now. Well sorry for the fact I'm not posting an FCC complaint (I'm in the middle of writing an essay for English on Macbeth) but I'll update you all on the newest South Park news next time.

Thank you all again!

Daniella xoxo

Making Fiends, Making Fiends...

For all of you who have never seen Making Fiends, or Muffin Films, or heard of Amy Winfrey you really should look it up. She did a few flash creations that are so funny (turns out Making Fiends is becoming a television show August 1st aka my birthday! Hell of a Sweet 16 gift isn't it?) It's a minishow (soon to be show) about a girl named Charlotte who is happy go lucky and Vendetta who hates happiness and makes fiends to ruin Charloette's day. Muffin Films (also by Amy) is a shorter creation consisting of films about 1-3 minutes long based around none other then muffins. Theres another series she made that I didn't get time to watch but I will soon.

NOW, I bet you're all wodnering why I'm bringing this up. Well turns out Amy Winfrey helped create the first seven episodes of South Park! She worked on animation with Matt and Trey. Imagine my shock finding out that these silly clips my cousin showed me years ago relate to the most important thing in my life right now! I really should have known though, Making Fiends is so adorable but has that twist only people who love South Park appreciate. =]

For those who want to watch the series:
http://www.makingfiends.com/
Click Web Episodes and watch away!

You can navigate around there to find her other work if you're interested. I was just so amazed that she actually helped with the first seven episodes (I thought her name sounded familiar).

Now heres a nice FCC complaint to end a kick ass discovery:

I was surfing and a StarWars type scene caught my eye. It was South Park. I never watch this show but the space scene was intriguing. It was a kid at the helm. He was calling for help to the big boss. All of a sudden the scene was a bed with two men having anal sex. They were grunting and groaning as he spoke to the child. This was the worst thing EVER on standard cable. I had no idea about what was to come. The boss was having graphic anal sex from a side view with another man. Both had their clothes off and were making obscene grunting and groans.; This was primetime in the west and children who may have happened to view it were inundated with this deviant behavior. Surely this was against the law what was shown here. You must view it to see how appaling and blantant it was.; AGAIN, last night, July 12, 2007, I was surfing about 9-10 PM eastern and a local channel (WRDQ Orlando) had the South Park episode and a child molestor was being questioned by the kids if he liked having sex with kids! Can this be penalized and removed from television?; ;Obviously, South Park is promoting homosexual behavior with children; ;Please let me know if you will review this. I am curious to know what the FCC thinks.

Dear Homophobic asshole,

I am sick and tired of reading all these complaints about Mr./Mrs./Mr. Garrison. All of you think that its gay sex (fine, you never saw the show before this, think what you want) but I constanly find complaitns ranting about it being gay sex. Okay sure be mad there's sex on TV but don't scream to the world because it's GAY sex. You are so homophobic, all of you make me sick. Gay people are just like everyone else, some are nice, some are mean, etc . But you people keep ranting how its wrong to be on TV well news flash gay people are out there. Learn to accept it like the rest of us and keep your thoughts inside. The way I see it people are going to piss me off weither they are gay or straight so who am I to judge based on that? Learn to judge by personality before you jump to sterotypes moron. And besides, gay guys are cool anyways, they make great shopping buddies and help me find cute boys so back off and leave the gays alone.

=] Daniella

Happy (late) Compleanno di Kyle!

The message is pretty much in the title itself. I was going to blog yesterday, the actual Compleanno di Kyle, but I had a huge headache pretty much the whole day and seriously, all I did was put on Disney Channel and sleep on and off all day. My mom thinks its a reaction to one of the vaccines (because it usually shows up after a week or so) but I don't know. This is why I don't trust needles.

So I'm sitting here in 4th period keyboarding right now, being pretty bored out of my mind. I'm planning on taping my "Day in the Life of Brittany" this Thursday. I would do it tomorrow, but we have an AP Conference (it's a giant assembly that lasts the whole day) so it wouldn't be a true day in my life. Also, I'm going to Adventureland with my older sister's (well basically my sister) girl scout troop and I don't do that every day either. So tomorrow is not a good day to be filming (they probably wouldn't let me bring my camera on the rides haha).

So I hope that all of you had a good Memorial Day Weekend, and happy (late) Compleanno di Kyle! In our world, he'd be 19 now. Wow.

Here's an FCC Complaint!


South Park Episode #158 A small child kills Jesus by stabbing him to death, blood everywhere. Usually I enjoy this show. This was way over the line.

Dear Short and to the Point,

For one thing, Kudos to you for keeping your complaint short. Nobody likes to hear some insane person on a rant. But on the other hand, nobody likes to hear your complaint. Except us, so we can make fun of you for it and correct your wrongdoing. So here's your correction- killing Jesus was what they did in old times, but he came back! Hence Easter. Killing Jesus in this situation was how they actually saved Easter, hence FANTASTIC Easter Special. It was actually an example of history repeating itself, because Kyle is Jewish. I have no more time because I have to go to math, but if you don't like history repeating itself, tough shit.

<3Brittany

I'm... breathing?

LOST THE GAME! For all of you who don't know go google it at your own risk, and for those who do, you all lost too. =]

Aren't those pictures Britt uploaded great? If you don't understand the first where I'm angrily screaming at Brittany go to youtube and watch Powerthirst 1 and 2. If you don't laugh until you cry you have no sense of humor. So how have you all been? Me? I've been amazing. This week is a four day week and only 2 days left! I'm actually breathing and in all my AP classes we're wacthing movies so there's like no work. This is a much needed rest let me tell you. Anyway I'm gunna upload more awsome pics as well as share kick ass South Park news I've found all over. Enjoy (Here's the color scheme: Brittany is lime green, I'm in the light pink, Sam is in the red, Stephanie is in the yellow, and Jess is in the darker pink)

Sitting on a bench on the Brooklyn Bridge

In the Brooklyn Bridge Park by the water

In Central park on the rocks

In the Brooklyn Bridge Park which is

basically a giant pirate ship

Cool huh? Yup we're adorable. =] Now how about some news relating to what we started this blog about? South Park!

- South Parkism is currently at a stand still with news. Change that people! Give us more memebrs or something because we seriouslah have no news. Seriouslah.

- The South Park Scriptorium released a cool list a few days ago. Top 5 little known facts. Britt and I knew all of them except the second.
1. South Park began as a video Christmas card.
2. Tom Cruise wanted to do a voice for South Park.
3. Cartman was influenced by Archie Bunker.
4. The main female voice-over actor committed suicide.
5. Episodes are changed at the "11th Hour."

- If you go to South Park Studios, you can get ringtones! My current ringtone when people text me is Stan's song: Hey, people, you've gotta drive Hybrids already.

- Kyle's Birthday is comming up. It's a holiday so expect a letter with episodes and the like.

Time for a surprisingly short FCC Complaint:

JULY 16TH, AND 17TH COMEDY CENTRAL AIRED THE MOVIE "SOUTH PARK - BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT.; THE MOVIE WAS AIRED AT 0100 BOTH NIGHTS, HOWEVER IT WAS COMPLETLY UNEDDITED. EVERY FOUL WORD ; IN THE UNCUT VERSION WAS LEFT IN AND AIRED IN ITS ; INTIRITY, ON BASIC CABLE MIND YOU... THIS WAS SHOCKING AND VERY OFFENSIVE.

DEAR OBLIVIOUS,

SEE I CAN WRITE IN ALL CAPS TOO! IT DOESN'T HELP YOUR ARUGMENT! Just to prove so I will continue in normal font and still prove myself right. This is easy to wrap up. It aired at 1:00 in the Secret Stash. Before each airing and in between commercials a warning is aired about mature content not being censored. It's not only South park that airs uncensored. Idiot, maybe if you payed attention you'd realise this is okay, it has a warning and is on late. Geeze, it's not even like you are complaining about an episode airing to early, you're going in the complete wrong direction. Moron.

xoxo Daniella

What an awesome day!

Here are some pictures from The Posse's trip to New York City-

 Daniella, me. (AUUUUGGHH! POWERTHIRST!)

  Daniella and me being heroic

 Thumbelina, the world's smallest horse!

 Daniella and me having fun at the apple store

 me running

 LOVE :]

 at Belvedere Castle in Central Park

 me and Balto! :D

We started off our amazing day by walking across the Brooklyn Bridge. We then went to a street fair, the Apple Store, FAO Schwartz (a really big toy store), Central Park (where after 11 years, I finally found the Balto statue!!), the museum of natural history to see the world's smallest horse, and dinner at Ellen's Stardust Diner. We also went to the Lemon Ice King of Corona on the way back (while playing one of our favorite games, Apples to Apples) and the ices were quite delicious. There are probably some things missing but the point is that it was insanely awesome!

FCC Complaint numero like a hundred, god people stop complaining!

Comedy Central, Cable and satellite television network broadcast throughout the United States, runs a series called South Parka ; It was on 12/30/04 at 12:30am a show came on called Woodland Critter Christmas. This was I believe episode 14 of the 8 year of the show.; This show engaged in obscenity, simulated sex, very graphic violence, vile unnatural behavior, suggested unnatural behavior and simulated abortion; Snappiest of the show from

the website; http://www.tvtome.com/SouthPark/season8.html-ep125; 11"s Christmastime in South Park and out in the nearby forest the woodland critters are preparing for their own Christmas celebration.

(The moron then goes on to explain the episode literally ACTION BY ACTION and they go on so long that the FCC actually cut them off.)

...and finally,

This show made me violently ill. Just the fact that any television network would broadcast such a show left me in shock.; As per your website please email me for a more detailed list of my complaints about this show and the series.

Dear Mr. Dolan? (Principal of our school)

My oh my, if that "list" isn't detailed, then you've definitely got a problem.  It's called "you just LOVE to hear yourself go on and on and on and on, don't you?" Well, this episode in particular is really supposed to make you at least a little bit ill...it is, after all, from Eric Cartman's imagination, which is a totally twisted place. So get over it.

Peace, I'm out...I'm exhausted from my vaccines that I got yesterday.

<3brittany

My long week is drawing an end

As I'm sure you all read before (we like to think you regularly keep up with the blog) my week is almost over. God where do I start. Well I knew it would be draining and I was right. I still have a day left and let me tell you I'm half asleep writing this, and it's only 10:30! I guess I'll start at the past Friday and recap all that has happened. Enjoy, it's like a movie minus the moving pictures.

Last Friday after hours of horrible school and death I had Brittany and our friend Harrini come over. We chilled and watched Elizabethtown like I said (GO WATCH THAT MOVIE!) and instead of making shirts we stayed up wil like 1 am talking and gossiping like teenage girls do. So naturally come Saturday, we were exhausted. After an hour of doing out hair and another half hour of getting ready, we drove to CT. Yeah that took long but we got some cool pictures once we got there. One person actually had a fucking liscence plate with the Superman symbol. Yeah apparently you can do that in CT. Anyway we saw a kick ass red car and drove through a mountain. Literally drove through. Then we stopped by a local pizza place where (like I mentioned) we were shocked to have the waitress talking to us about our lives. Where we live, waitresses only talk about specials and that's only for tips.

And then, we went to Chevorlet Theater. I started flipping out once we got there. Like literally spazzing in excitement. It was amazing. We bought our sweatshirts immediatly (which I happen to be wearing right now) and sat through alot of nothingness and bands before Panic came out. I screamed so much my vocie had morphed over night. It was so worth it though. Saturday was EASILY the greatest day of my young life. They are beyond georgous in person.

So that ended sadly. I cried the next day. I had been waiting since Feburary and the end of it killed me. Even worse, Monday ment AP Biology exam and teeth molds for me. I don't even want to talk about the exam (plus I can't by law say anything about it) but teeth molds killed me. I started screaming (yup I'm like a child when it comes to those) and just left the room.

The rest of the week was fine until Thursday aka the AP World History exam. That I felt was better then biology but I won't know for a few months how I did. All I can do is pray to Matt and Trey that I did decent. I am NOT a good test taker. I finished an hour early (I'm a speed demon when it comes to writing) so I drew adorable South Park cartoons I'll scan in when I get the booklet back.

Tomorrow marks the last day of my week. I'm going into the city with Birtt and the rest of the Posse for our friend's Sweet 16. Expect pictures and videos since me and Britt always sing about South Park when scootering. It's going to be kick ass to say the least.

And now that you've seen through my eyes for the past week enjoy a nice South Park related FCC complaint. Woa, this one's long... brace yourself for alot of ranting from a moron.

I am not sure what the regulations are on a cable network like comedy central, but I am sure that they should include restrictions on the showiing the act of gay anal sex what is exactly what I saw in the last episode of south park. It is beyond me how this kind of explicit vulgar trash can be allowed on television. Sure, you put a warning before the show that indicates that it is for mature audiances only, but all that this warning accomplishes is to make sure that young impressionable viewers are sure to tune in. Furthermore, I see no differnece in the way that networks and cable channels should be regulated. The idea that only mature audiances tune into cable networks, and that a child won't stumble upon a show on cable that is allowed to be more explicit than network television is obviously ludacris. I feel that cable networks, such as comedy central, should be held to the same obsinity standards as the over the air networks are , even though these have deteroiated as well over the past decade. To view what I am talking about simply go to youtube.com and search for south park monkey lovin' and you will see a clip of something that shouldn't be on tv, and I don't care if it is animated. I am 22 years old, and even I feel that it is totally over the line. You won't allow a a cable channel to air porn on their show, but because south park is animated somehow it is ok to show, I disagree. I hope that you will take some sort of action in this matter of the social decay of our nation due to the increasing leniency of the FCC. Thank you.

Dear 22 year old virgin,

You know, I actually feel bad for you. While most 22 year olds are out living life you are sitting home writing to the FCC and complaining about South Park. Wow, just wow. I honestly don't even know what to say. Look dude, I'm a teenager and I don't even have a problem. I understand it's humor. You OBVIOUSLY don't. It's pretty sad when a teenager does and someone in their 20's doesn't. You are over analyzing it, just let it go. Comedy Central does regulate by the way moron, ever hear the bleeps? Ever notice how it's on at 9:30 or later? That's regulation so maybe look into things before you rant. You people make me sick. Go get laid dude, you sound like you need it.

Peace, Love, South Park,

Daniella <3

Free at last!

After two long terrible years of AP world history, we're finally free! We took the exam this morning. 

I found a couple of things funny...first, how after the test the proctor announced that we were free to go and literally everyone in the gym (around 80 people, I heard the proctors saying) started jumping up and down and screaming and cheering and hugging...it was like a beautiful scene from a movie where the underdogs finally win! Just awesome. I literally feel lighter now...my friend Leah and I started skipping down the street (after Friendly's of course) and we realized we were skipping a little higher than yesterday. (We skip often :] haha)

The second thing I found funny was that before the exam, it seemed that instead of cramming in some last-minute stuff, everyone exchanged horror stories of mental breakdowns and near suicide attempts...the main way everyone wanted to go was jumping out windows. Good thing we all lived.

In the middle of the DBQ essay I literally wrote "This document says the Nazis wanted to beat everyone at skiing because they wanted to prove Nazism was better than democracy. But I'll bet democracy was better at skiing because it's lighter."

The essay was about the Olympics. That one document literally said that the Nazis were convinced that to prove Nazism was superior to democracy they had to win at downhill skiing!

AUGH!@$#*%&^

By the way, you see all this stress? Well Monday is hug an AP student day...I highly suggest all of you go hug an AP student because after all that, we definitely need hugs. 

Here are some pictures from the Panic concert...there are some more from before the concert on my phone but my picture messaging is messed up :[

The tour bus (from Daniella's car).

One of the best shots I got of Brendan :]

anyway. Here's your FCC Complaint!

On this episode of south park the writers of the show felt it was okay to make fun about 911 and went on to say that our government and President Bush were behind the planes flying into the world trade center. I found this completely immoral, indecent and insensitive for a cartoon show or any show to make fun of one of the countries worst events. This is a insult to all AMERICANS and especially to the families who lost loved ones on that day. I would like someone to look into this and to have Comedy Central appologize for airing such an insensative show.

Dear Mr. Oversensitive:

I'm going to make fun about you instead of make fun of you, apparently. And that's what some people believe actually happened...they're making fun OF those people, not OF 911. That's all I'm gonna say.

Peace, Love, & South Park

:] Brittany

Almost done

I can't take it! Ap exams are killing me! Ap bio drained the life out of me. I have absoutly no idea how I did but all I can do at this ppint is pray and study my ass off for Thursday aka Ap World exam. I'm taking tomorrow off to do the entire review book as well as look over notes but it could go either way. I've been a B + student for both years of the coruse and I hope I get a 4, that'd make my life complete (It's a bell curve so a 4 is about a B). But my "exciting week" is almost over. After this exam all I will have left is the awsome party which I will post picstures from. We all got shirts made professionally (I designeds the front picture!) which of coruse you'll see cause, duh, we're wearing them to the party. =] Saturday hopefully will be better then this week.

I'm still dying inside from last Saturday. I miss Panic At the Disco alot.

But speaking of Panic, I'm going to post a few pictures and you can expect more from Brittany soon. Like I said mine are of the tour bus. But that made my life worth living. All of you! Go listen to their CD! It'll make you feel good inside. =]

South Park related, all I can say is I am missing new episodes almost as much as I'm missing Panic. I hope Matt and Trey are enjoying their vacation from work because we're all suffering at their hands. But in the meantime I found a cool article on South Park Scriptorium. Apparently the website South Park Studios was banned from being accessed with a Japanese airline with a picture of some sluttly Japanes lady. So some wrote to them:

I'm stuck in the Admiral's Club in Narita Airport for another 5 hours in Japan because AA cancelled my flight to LA. To kill time I figured I catch up on my South Park episodes and watch the last few shows. I type in http://www.southparkstudios.com/ and settle in for some quality comedy can satire, but then I get the attached message from AA's network nannies.

Tasteless? Who decided that? What makes this almost sublimly ironic is the picture of the naughty Japanese lady cop they use as an image for the blocking page. They apparently consider that tasteful.

I went through to see what else they block but couldn't find anything else. Apparently serial killing (Dexter), selling dope (Weeds), trashy evening soaps (Desprite Housewives), and crappy South Park wannabees (Family Guy) are considered acceptable.

As upsetting as it is that the website got banned I laughed realy hard at the responce. Check out the website (http://www.spscriptorium.com/) they usually have good updates on everything South Park.

Anyway, I'll make up for Britt's lack of an FCC complaint so please enjoy this one:

I was watching South park a few nights ago and I noticed they bleeped out curse words which is great because I don't want language on tv. But what bothers me is that the FCC overlooks the Lords name in Vain. Why are you allowing something that is no different then murder in the eyes of many? I wish the FCC covered things like this, it's shwoing to our children that it's okay to say the Lords name in Vain when in fact it is very wrong. Lots of networks say it while bleeping out regular four letter curse words like FX, USA network. I'm making me very upset with how things are being handled at the FCC. I wish for changes.

Dear Mr. Irony,

Let's address a few things before I get to my main point. One, your grammer is terrible. If it's not the handwritting of you people it's your grammar that makes me sick. Maybe mine isn't perfect but I know Lords means plural and Lord's means possessive. Second, look at the line: I'm making me very upset. That's just a problem within itself. Are you really that stupid? Third, the reason I called you Mr. Irony is simply because you are ironic in even writing this letter. You don't want language in television but you watch South Park? What the hell? That may be the most contracdtcting statement... ever! Seriously rethink what your morales are before you defy them. Fourth and my main point, what's the big deal saying Jesus Christ! Or God damn it! I know if I created the world and people I would want them to say my name all the time! Acknowledge all I have done, think of me everythime anything happens in their life. I'd LOVE if people took my name "in Vain". From now on when you hear people say Jesus Christ or Goddamn it just look at them and tell them to say Daniella Damn it! Or Oh my Daniella! I promise not to get offended and you know what? God won't either! God isn't some uptight asshole who gets pissed off at every utterance of his name! God has to be awsome or he wouldn't have created me. Duh.

Peace out girl scout,

Daniella aka God's Messenger

The almighty tour bus <3

Greatest bus ever.