Not physically, anyway.
I was just grounded for the most inhumane reason ever. I'm still not un-grounded, but I am staying at my friend's house before the two of us go to camp tomorrow. It's going to be the best, as always, but it may not be the highlight of my summer, like always. I've heard that they have this new rule so that when you get caught with a cell phone, whether you were using it or not, you get sent straight home.
But when and if they call my house, they won't get an answer...the number on file is my New York number, and my family is in Texas! Ha ha ha you stupid camp! :D
So the reason I got grounded is that I forgot to call my dad to tell him that I was going to hang out with my friend. The worst part is that my dad is quoted as saying that I'm "not mature enough" to have this friend [of the boy variety :D ].
When he said that, this friend of the boy variety promised me to stay with me through the possible three month grounding, WITH!! the possibility of parole. He's the best. So when my dad said that I wasn't mature enough [again; he likes to repeat himself.] I may have told him to, and I quote, "fuck off."
So that got me in more trouble. That was really stupid on my part =/
But hey, at least I'm alive! And I wanted all of you to know that I'm alive. Not so much well. But I'm alive.
Peace, Love, and South Park :)
xox Britt
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Welcome to the World Stanley Daniel DiPeitri
I HAVE AWESOME NEWS!!
I was sitting at the gate in Chicago this morning around 9:30 am
waiting to depart for Houston when I turned my phone on to check my
messages. One new voicemail. And that voicemail was from my Aunt
Linda. She's a grandmother, and I guess I'm an aunt, because the
message said that my cousin Kaela just had her baby!! Under normal
circumstances she wouldve just called my mom or dad, but these are not
normal circumstances. I'm the one who, after many many friendly
suggestions over the past nine months, convinced Kaela to name this
beautiful baby boy Stanley. Score one for South Park! Zero for those
stupid baby books suggesting other names. :D
It's my hope that one day he discovers where his first name came from,
and comes to his dear old Aunt Brittany thanking her and joining South
Parkism!!
He'd be my favorite nephew :D
Love,
Britt (:
Sent from my iPod
Saturday, July 5, 2008
My hectic boring life
My life has been so hectic and so boring all at once if you haven't guessed from the title of this blog post. I started reading Brittany's blog and I think you all should too. I'm sure she'd feel better about having to move if she knew you all cared. It's alot for her to deal with, she never had this big of a change.
More hectic news: I'm redoing my entire room. I'm getting rid of my lavander walls, butterfly curtains, twin bed, dark purple rug, and other kid things and trading them in for bright magenta walls with a black wall made of chalkboard paint (now I can write on my walls and have my friends write when they come over!) and queen size bed on a new black carpet. I always move around when I sleep so this will be better. I'm getting new black curtains and a zebra printed bedspread. I'll take pictures when I'm done and post them, it's starting to come together as I type this.
Even more hectic-ness, I'm going to Warped Tour July 26th and going backstage to meet all the bands! I've been drowning myself in Music and Artists to learn all the music so I can sing along. The past few weeks I have been engulfed in All Time Low (which I am currently listening to now) and this week will be We The Kings. I know I won't be ready but I'll be happy with the music I know come Warped Tour. It's susposedly the greatest music experiance ever, and I have backstage passes! Pictures from that will be posted too. (And to relate this to South Parkism, All Time Low mentioned Sexual Harassment Panda in one of their interviews, I was thrilled!)
Another thing controlling my life is Twilight. My friend Kelsey forced me to read it and of course, I was instanly hooked. By hooked I mean, MAJORLY hooked. I finished it quick and moved on to the sequal New Moon which I finished in three days. I just bought Eclipse and most likely after I write this I will lock myself in my half finished room and read that. For all of you who considered reading it but never did, READ IT! It's seriouslah amazing. Seriouslah.
The boredom aspect of my life seems to outweigh all this excitement though. Everyday I've been sleeping in til 2 and putting off everything. I've hung out with the same two friends (Harrini and Sam) every day for the past two weeks. It got old fast but I'll be with them soon again. Everyone else is busy busy busy. Danielle is in Tenessee, Brittany is packing, Brittany Latronica had a death in the family and is torn up like crazy so I don't want to be a bother to her, Stephanie is always somewhere, Jess is in PA, Kelsey is... come to think of it I have no idea maybe I'll call her... Marisa is in some other country, Gabby is in Bermuda, and Diedre is always doing stuff. I'm sure you see my deilema.
But now that you know my life story, here's an FCC complaint to bring the blog back to its origional purpose.
The episode of South Park that aired last night an extremly graphic and detailed portion of two of the animated characters having rough anal sex. It was absoutly nauseating. The several times the child characters said the word 'asshole' didn't bother me at all, but this is getting out of control. Keep in mind this show airs at 7 pm since I have satellite television and live in the Pacific time zone. I understand that somehow or another the FCC allows cComedy Central to air completly unedited shows at certain dates and times. While I don't agree with that, it doesn't cause me to lose sleep. I do NOT understand how the FCC can allow the type of sick pornography and language on South Park at ANY hours of the day to air on any channel!
Dear Fucking Idiot,
I don't have time to be bothered with your retarted complaint. So many people get mad about this but here I'll solve your problem right now: turn off the TV. If people are scared their kids will see it, well, don't let them watch TV! Moniter it if they do, otherwise don't let them grow up on television. Television isn't magic learning. If you don't have kids then I don't see why you would care about whats on TV so really this complaint you sent in is pointless. You probably won't ever have kids anyway, if you look anything as bad as your complaint is stupid, never leave your house.
xoxo Daniella
More hectic news: I'm redoing my entire room. I'm getting rid of my lavander walls, butterfly curtains, twin bed, dark purple rug, and other kid things and trading them in for bright magenta walls with a black wall made of chalkboard paint (now I can write on my walls and have my friends write when they come over!) and queen size bed on a new black carpet. I always move around when I sleep so this will be better. I'm getting new black curtains and a zebra printed bedspread. I'll take pictures when I'm done and post them, it's starting to come together as I type this.
Even more hectic-ness, I'm going to Warped Tour July 26th and going backstage to meet all the bands! I've been drowning myself in Music and Artists to learn all the music so I can sing along. The past few weeks I have been engulfed in All Time Low (which I am currently listening to now) and this week will be We The Kings. I know I won't be ready but I'll be happy with the music I know come Warped Tour. It's susposedly the greatest music experiance ever, and I have backstage passes! Pictures from that will be posted too. (And to relate this to South Parkism, All Time Low mentioned Sexual Harassment Panda in one of their interviews, I was thrilled!)
Another thing controlling my life is Twilight. My friend Kelsey forced me to read it and of course, I was instanly hooked. By hooked I mean, MAJORLY hooked. I finished it quick and moved on to the sequal New Moon which I finished in three days. I just bought Eclipse and most likely after I write this I will lock myself in my half finished room and read that. For all of you who considered reading it but never did, READ IT! It's seriouslah amazing. Seriouslah.
The boredom aspect of my life seems to outweigh all this excitement though. Everyday I've been sleeping in til 2 and putting off everything. I've hung out with the same two friends (Harrini and Sam) every day for the past two weeks. It got old fast but I'll be with them soon again. Everyone else is busy busy busy. Danielle is in Tenessee, Brittany is packing, Brittany Latronica had a death in the family and is torn up like crazy so I don't want to be a bother to her, Stephanie is always somewhere, Jess is in PA, Kelsey is... come to think of it I have no idea maybe I'll call her... Marisa is in some other country, Gabby is in Bermuda, and Diedre is always doing stuff. I'm sure you see my deilema.
But now that you know my life story, here's an FCC complaint to bring the blog back to its origional purpose.
The episode of South Park that aired last night an extremly graphic and detailed portion of two of the animated characters having rough anal sex. It was absoutly nauseating. The several times the child characters said the word 'asshole' didn't bother me at all, but this is getting out of control. Keep in mind this show airs at 7 pm since I have satellite television and live in the Pacific time zone. I understand that somehow or another the FCC allows cComedy Central to air completly unedited shows at certain dates and times. While I don't agree with that, it doesn't cause me to lose sleep. I do NOT understand how the FCC can allow the type of sick pornography and language on South Park at ANY hours of the day to air on any channel!
Dear Fucking Idiot,
I don't have time to be bothered with your retarted complaint. So many people get mad about this but here I'll solve your problem right now: turn off the TV. If people are scared their kids will see it, well, don't let them watch TV! Moniter it if they do, otherwise don't let them grow up on television. Television isn't magic learning. If you don't have kids then I don't see why you would care about whats on TV so really this complaint you sent in is pointless. You probably won't ever have kids anyway, if you look anything as bad as your complaint is stupid, never leave your house.
xoxo Daniella
I Was Bored...
...so I made a new blog, of course. Follow me on my journey through
all 1,710 miles from my home in New York to some house my parents
expect me to call home in Texas. It's probably going to be filled with
just as much drama and yet strange awesomeness as the Gossip Girl
books that I love to read...well, maybe not THAT much drama. haha (:
all 1,710 miles from my home in New York to some house my parents
expect me to call home in Texas. It's probably going to be filled with
just as much drama and yet strange awesomeness as the Gossip Girl
books that I love to read...well, maybe not THAT much drama. haha (:
http://1700milesfromhome.blogspot.com
I can't post an FCC complaint today because of the fact that I am on
my iPod [my computer is the only one in my house that isn't in a box
and my mother is monopolizing it] and therefore don't have the right
adobe acrobat reader to see the complaint packet document from the
website...sorry!
Love,
Britt (:
Sent from my iPod
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Remember the Day in the Life?
I'm so happy that summer is here and that I have until on or about July 19th to continue my normal life before it gets torn 1700 miles from home!
Also happy that I got decent test scores [86 on Global, 87 on French], and that I didn't fail math for the quarter!
But on a not so happy note, my AP Test scores will be waiting for me in my new mailbox when I get to Texas...DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!! Shit, I'd better be nice to my mom or she'll bury me in the backyard...or feed me to alligators while I'm sleeping. Yikes.
the first part
a roundoff backhandspring back tuck
a backhandspring
my friend Katie doing a back tuck off a mat
and finally, Katie trips on purpose, just to make life more interesting
well that's all I have for you today, here's an FCC Complaint!
The characters in this program were discussing how they will have sex with children and made other comments relating to pedophilia. I find this extremely disturbing and request the FCC to investigate the content of this show. The writers/producers of South Park should be banned for condoning the exploitation of children.
; Sincerely, [blacked out]
Alright asshole-
First off, I have no clue what episode you're talking about. The only one I know of that people have had problems with in the past is the one where Chef was brainwashed by that fruity little club. May I just put the emphasis on BRAINWASHED BY THAT FRUITY LITTLE CLUB! So it wasn't really him talking. If you'd been paying attention, Mr. Short Attention Span, you'd have known that, and I wouldn't have to be sitting here correcting you.
<3brittany
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