Daniella, Co-Creator
So. Bored. It's either blog or study for the huge AP Bio test comming up. Hmm... Have fun blogging and making fun of people's complaints or study...
As you can see I'm here and having fun. I'll get stated on the fourth idiot's complaint, so here ya go. =]
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing to you to report a violation of FCC law which prohibits the broadcast of obscene and indecent material and to ask you to sanction the station responcible.
On April 10, 2006 the station KTVD chanel 20, a member of the UPN television netowrk, broadcasted a program called South Park at approximatly 11:30 pm MST.
During the broadcast of the program the following obscene and indecent material was broadcast.
"Turn around so I can clean out your ass. Carmen you just said ass, thats a sin."
"What kind of pussy way of dieing is that?"
"And you must be mister ass-face."
"That guy is a pussy. He is stable Saddam. Yeah that'd what I said 'He's a pussy'."
"Goodnight pussy, I mean Chris."
"Aw dude you screwed me up."
"I guess Timmy's pretty screwed."
Also during the program there was a depection of a homosexual man attempting to have intercourse with a satanic figure and a depeticion of a preist having anal intercourse with a woman in a confessional.
I have included a tape that is stopped just before the line "That guy is a pussy. He is stable Saddam. Yeah that'd what I said 'He's a pussy'."
I call on the FCC to sanction both KTVD and UPN for this obvious and blantant violation of the laws which prohibit the broadcast of obscene and indecent material.
Sincerly,
(name blacked out)
Hm... Where do I start this one...
Dear Pussy,
Well I read this and I must say you really are a pussy. The words you were complaining about were hardly even obsinities. Screwed up? Pussy? I was walking down the street with a friend the other day and heard a child of about 9 years say "That's bullshit!" If a kid can say a word like bullshit and not be in trouble then a TV show on at 11:30 mind you, can say screwed up. People curse, hell kids curse! It's no big deal so quit your whining you stupid pussy! Hurts doesn't it? Yeah well that's because you seem to get upset at the msot retarted things. Go cry emo kid and stop sending in letters no one cares what you have to say. And by the way, how do you know Satan isn't homosexual? That's right, you don't! Last time I checked you wern't God so stop trying to say what isn't right about heaven and hell. Satan could easily be gay. One last thing, it's Cartman not Carmen. Douche bag.
Yours Truely,
Daniella <3
Friday, April 25, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
Time for Another FCC Complaint!
Brittany, Co-Creator
Hey everyone, here's another FCC complaint!
Complaint #3
July 12 2006
Dear Mr. Murdock,
It is extremely disappointing to learn that Fox is continuing to support dangerous program such as South Park which Christians find offensive. Your actions have a major negative impact to the culture of this republic.
We are taught to use our gifts, talents, opportunities, energy, relationships and resources for Holy purposes. It is not an accident that we are here. He instructed us to obey His rules. And, we are commanded to seek them.
As a leader of the business community you have an awesome responsibility. Rather than lead people astray, you may want to reconsider your company's policies and procedures.
God bless you and God bless America.
Sincerely,
(blacked out name)
Response:
Dear Very Devout Christian Complainer,
Airing and promoting South Park is not 'leading people astray'. As a horrible judge of character, you may want to reconsider your views and reasons for writing this letter. You should really be ashamed of your letter. I've met people like you before. Yeah, sometimes when I go into Manhattan for the day I see people like you on the street giving out pamphlets and telling me that the Lord and Savior is watching me right now. They're all over Waikiki Beach in Oahu, Hawaii too. You people ruined my vacation since I got more and more pissed off as I walked down the main street on the island and had more and more pamphlets! Fuck you. Now I'm more pissed.
Peace, Love, and South Park <3
Brittany :]
Hey everyone, here's another FCC complaint!
Complaint #3
July 12 2006
Dear Mr. Murdock,
It is extremely disappointing to learn that Fox is continuing to support dangerous program such as South Park which Christians find offensive. Your actions have a major negative impact to the culture of this republic.
We are taught to use our gifts, talents, opportunities, energy, relationships and resources for Holy purposes. It is not an accident that we are here. He instructed us to obey His rules. And, we are commanded to seek them.
As a leader of the business community you have an awesome responsibility. Rather than lead people astray, you may want to reconsider your company's policies and procedures.
God bless you and God bless America.
Sincerely,
(blacked out name)
Response:
Dear Very Devout Christian Complainer,
Airing and promoting South Park is not 'leading people astray'. As a horrible judge of character, you may want to reconsider your views and reasons for writing this letter. You should really be ashamed of your letter. I've met people like you before. Yeah, sometimes when I go into Manhattan for the day I see people like you on the street giving out pamphlets and telling me that the Lord and Savior is watching me right now. They're all over Waikiki Beach in Oahu, Hawaii too. You people ruined my vacation since I got more and more pissed off as I walked down the main street on the island and had more and more pamphlets! Fuck you. Now I'm more pissed.
Peace, Love, and South Park <3
Brittany :]
Thursday, April 17, 2008
God has plagued me with who knows what
Daniella, Co-Creator
Jesus Christ I feel like death. I'm currently at home right now instead of learning in hell because I feel as if someone took a hammer and smashed it into the back of my head. Ouch. So here I am, emailing my teacher's for work I missed and blogging because that's the best thing to do when you feel like death. Just to give an example on how sick I really am I actually slept through the new South Park last night. =O Yeah, once I came to this morning and remembered I naturally went on a cursing spree and ran to my computer to watch it right away. Over Logging was really good, I'm just fucking pissed off I missed it last night. I guess all I can really say is thank you South Park Studios for having clear full episodes now so I can enjoy them while I'm sitting home sneezing and dying.
As I'm sure you've read, Brittany said we'll start giving our two cents about the different complaints on the FCC site so that's how we'll end new posts now. Some of them are long so expect our posts to be longer too. Here's the second one on the site:
Breifly describe your complaint:
Two boys well known to me asked me for sex (unspecificed in nature). When I asked these boys why they were asking me for sex, they replied that the tv program "South Park" with the randy "Chef" told them to do it. These boys are 9 and 12. I am 63 and male.
What form of relief are you seeking?
I ask that the program South Park be removed from public view.
Dear Fucking Moron,
Let me start by saying what is a 63 year old man doing hanging out with 9 and 12 year old boys, and what do you mean by you know them well? Hm? This sounds more like some molestor wanting to throw off his trail by saying the kids asked him for sex. Nice try buddy. Expect the police at your door Monday. I'd also like to add in that Chef doesn't talk to children and if they said he talked to them maybe they should be tested for schizophrenia. Stop writing in you child molesting peodophile. Your complaints are pointless.
Yours Truely,
Daniella
Justice is served! Before I go eat breakfeast (Mmm bagle) and go back to sleep I want to mention all these complaints were marked closed on the site meaning nothing is being done about them. So all you complainers can cry rivers but South Park is staying on the air. =]
Viva la resistance!
Daniella <3
Jesus Christ I feel like death. I'm currently at home right now instead of learning in hell because I feel as if someone took a hammer and smashed it into the back of my head. Ouch. So here I am, emailing my teacher's for work I missed and blogging because that's the best thing to do when you feel like death. Just to give an example on how sick I really am I actually slept through the new South Park last night. =O Yeah, once I came to this morning and remembered I naturally went on a cursing spree and ran to my computer to watch it right away. Over Logging was really good, I'm just fucking pissed off I missed it last night. I guess all I can really say is thank you South Park Studios for having clear full episodes now so I can enjoy them while I'm sitting home sneezing and dying.
As I'm sure you've read, Brittany said we'll start giving our two cents about the different complaints on the FCC site so that's how we'll end new posts now. Some of them are long so expect our posts to be longer too. Here's the second one on the site:
Breifly describe your complaint:
Two boys well known to me asked me for sex (unspecificed in nature). When I asked these boys why they were asking me for sex, they replied that the tv program "South Park" with the randy "Chef" told them to do it. These boys are 9 and 12. I am 63 and male.
What form of relief are you seeking?
I ask that the program South Park be removed from public view.
Dear Fucking Moron,
Let me start by saying what is a 63 year old man doing hanging out with 9 and 12 year old boys, and what do you mean by you know them well? Hm? This sounds more like some molestor wanting to throw off his trail by saying the kids asked him for sex. Nice try buddy. Expect the police at your door Monday. I'd also like to add in that Chef doesn't talk to children and if they said he talked to them maybe they should be tested for schizophrenia. Stop writing in you child molesting peodophile. Your complaints are pointless.
Yours Truely,
Daniella
Justice is served! Before I go eat breakfeast (Mmm bagle) and go back to sleep I want to mention all these complaints were marked closed on the site meaning nothing is being done about them. So all you complainers can cry rivers but South Park is staying on the air. =]
Viva la resistance!
Daniella <3
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Complaints to the FCC can be Entertaining...
Brittany, Co-Creator
Hey everyone! Brittany here. I was reading an interview with Matt and trey and one of them said that someone published a bunch of FCC complaints sent in to the FCC about South Park, and that it was funny to read. I'm pretty sure Matt said it.
Anyway, so I went and looked it up, and found it! So I've decided that Daniella and I will comment on one complaint per entry from now on. Should be funny. :]
The complaints range from July 2004 to November 2007.
Complaint #1:
August 11, 2005
Dear Sir,
I wish to voice my digust with the 'cartoon' Southpark that was aired on the evening of Wednsday, August 10, 2005. This episode depicted children 'milking' a male dog. I cannot believe such filth is allowed o be aired.
How and what can I do to get this type of gross and digusting programming off the air? It seems to me that kids have a hard enough time growing up and they certinly don't need this type of digusting programming influencing them. It is no wonder moral standards have hit bottom with this type of filth on television for children to see.
I look foward to hearing from you regarding this matter.
Sincerly,
(blacked out name)
My Responce/Comment:
Dear... let's call you douche bag...
*ahem* Dear Douche Bag,
While we understand why you're upset, quite frankly we must say you're a dumbass. First of all, you said it yourself "this episode depicted children 'milking' a male dog". CHILDREN. Okay, you obviously don't have kids hell, you've probably never even come in contact with a child. Because if you ever even been around a child for more then two minutes you should know that children don't know what they're doing, lets say... 98% of the time. That's why it's so funny when they do sexually awkward things! All you have to do is exactly what Randy and Sharon Marsh did, and tell the child to stop and never do it again! Simple as that.
Peace, love, and South Park <3
Brittany :]
Hey everyone! Brittany here. I was reading an interview with Matt and trey and one of them said that someone published a bunch of FCC complaints sent in to the FCC about South Park, and that it was funny to read. I'm pretty sure Matt said it.
Anyway, so I went and looked it up, and found it! So I've decided that Daniella and I will comment on one complaint per entry from now on. Should be funny. :]
The complaints range from July 2004 to November 2007.
Complaint #1:
August 11, 2005
Dear Sir,
I wish to voice my digust with the 'cartoon' Southpark that was aired on the evening of Wednsday, August 10, 2005. This episode depicted children 'milking' a male dog. I cannot believe such filth is allowed o be aired.
How and what can I do to get this type of gross and digusting programming off the air? It seems to me that kids have a hard enough time growing up and they certinly don't need this type of digusting programming influencing them. It is no wonder moral standards have hit bottom with this type of filth on television for children to see.
I look foward to hearing from you regarding this matter.
Sincerly,
(blacked out name)
My Responce/Comment:
Dear... let's call you douche bag...
*ahem* Dear Douche Bag,
While we understand why you're upset, quite frankly we must say you're a dumbass. First of all, you said it yourself "this episode depicted children 'milking' a male dog". CHILDREN. Okay, you obviously don't have kids hell, you've probably never even come in contact with a child. Because if you ever even been around a child for more then two minutes you should know that children don't know what they're doing, lets say... 98% of the time. That's why it's so funny when they do sexually awkward things! All you have to do is exactly what Randy and Sharon Marsh did, and tell the child to stop and never do it again! Simple as that.
Peace, love, and South Park <3
Brittany :]
Saturday, April 12, 2008
One Year Ago Today
Brittany and Daniella are both blogging together today. (Daniella is pink as usual and Brittany Green)
It's hard to believe it, but one year ago today, in a moldy old high school, two freshmen named Daniella and Brittany were very pissed off. Why, you ask? Because the Roman Catholic Church was making all these objections to their favorite show in the entire world, aka South Park. Brittany got so pissed off that, seeing as she'd never really been that much of a religious person anyway, she renounced her faith. She then apologized to God, saying that he should come down here and run the Catholic Church cause in her opinion, they were doing a shitty job. Seeing as she had no religion but wasn't sure if she wanted to join another, she decided she would make her own, based on South Park.
Shortly before first period, Brittany told Daniella of this awesome idea, and Daniella agreed. A couple of hours after that, when they saw each other in hell (just kidding, it was earth science...close enough) they decided that instead of just joking about it, that they would actually create this religion, although they had their doubts.
Who wouldn't have doubts? People doubted them from the start, Brittany was questioned numerous times why she had 'South Parkism' written accross her hand. No one seemed to think what they were doing would work or was even a sane idea, but the two continued, determined to make a difference and prove that the show was amazing enough to pull people in around the world.
Shortly before first period, Brittany told Daniella of this awesome idea, and Daniella agreed. A couple of hours after that, when they saw each other in hell (just kidding, it was earth science...close enough) they decided that instead of just joking about it, that they would actually create this religion, although they had their doubts.
Who wouldn't have doubts? People doubted them from the start, Brittany was questioned numerous times why she had 'South Parkism' written accross her hand. No one seemed to think what they were doing would work or was even a sane idea, but the two continued, determined to make a difference and prove that the show was amazing enough to pull people in around the world.
Down on their luck, only a few of their close friends seemed to listen. They didn't quit though and prayed that soon something would change their luck around, something that would show everyone they had a point, something, like Abby. Daniella, a few days after their realization was sitting home minding her own buisness when an alert popped up on her screen. "One new e-mail." She clicked it expecting the normal junk that filled her box but saw something she hadn't seen before. "NEW MESSAGE FROM FORUM." Confused, she clicked and saw the one thing she had been praying for, Abby. The first member out of state that didn't solely join because she knew them. At that point she knew their lives were changed forever, and backing out was no longer an option.
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Once Abby joined, the members seemed to start pouring in from all over for us. There was Carsen, Teri, Carolyn, Raquel, Stephanie, Grant, Stephanie, and many more. We were both shocked and ecstatic at the same time that people from out of state were joining, at the rate of 2 or 3 members per month.And to think that all of this occurred over the past year, is mind boggling. I remember the first drafts of South Parkism that we did over our lunch period. People in the library looked at us really weirdly.
It's really hard for me (and I know for Brittany too) to put into words how much this really means to us. An entire year of our lives spent with these wonderful people. We thank you all so much and we hope you stay dedicated to South Parkism because in a year maybe well have doubled our numbers.
We celebrated last night by going to a Sweet 16 of someone I knew when I was 5 who Brittany never even met. When we got back to my house we made ninja scarves (hense the pictures of us in yoga moves from gym pretending to be ninjas, yeah we got bored fast.) and donned our South Park neon boxers (still on sale at comedycentral.com). Things got serious though when we realised the clock read 12:01 and it was the official aniversary of South Parkism. Today's such a big day for us and we wanted to thank you all for making it possible. This has changed our lives and we hope it's changed yours too.
We also made "interviews" of each other on how this has changed our lives so much so feel free to watch that. Ignore the tired looks we had spent hours at a Sweet 16 and it was about 12:30 when we made these.
Brittany on South Parkism
Daniella on South Parkism
Peace, Love, South Park,
Daniella and Brittany <3
Daniella and Britt at the Sweet 16 yesterday.
Grr.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Almost an Aniversary
Daniella, Co-CreatorAh, life seems to move so fast doesn't it? Feels like just yesterday that me and Brittany were starting South Parksim just joking but look where we are today. 31 members in and already a year's gone by! As you can see we've been crazy with excitement and just doing whatever we want. To the left is a less demonic picture of me riding a horse at the park. Haha that was a fun day. We were so excited we couldn't help but scream about the 12th (aka year aniversary of South Parkism) all day long. Our friends started getting annoyed but we didn't stop. The Posse will have to live with us and our craziness. =]
We even decided that on the 12th we'd give each other gifts to celebrate how much we've accomplished. Obviously starting with a joke and changing to an itnernational religion calls for celebration. All of you feel free to give gifts to us (jk but do celebrate!) and have a great Saturday! We obviously will. Not only was the last Posse meeting (that's what some of 5 of our friends deemed ourself) insanly fun me and Brittany got to talk all about Canada on Strike which kicked major ass if I do say so myself. It seems like Matt and Trey are doing extremly well with seaosn 12 and next week's episode I'm sure will be a million times better (if it's even possible). But the faithful watchers we are will be glued to the TV set texting each other whenever we laugh until our sides hurt (which has been happening more so often).
It feels like we're going crazy though. Everything we say or do it so much more out of the ordinary then usual. It must be that our year aniversary is comming up. I'm sure everyone reading this is excited too (otherwise you probably wouldn't be sitting here reading every word I wrote). I don't think I can say enough how amazed at what we've done. What surprises me even more is Brittany hasn't even told her parents about it. Haha oh well one day it'll have to happen. P.S. That's her jumping off the swing set in my homemade Stan hat. Be jealous of how awsome it is. Told you we were crazy. That picture actually came out good. Better then when she faceplanted cause I might have said something really funny and innapropriate right when she was midair. Haha That was hilarious. Word to the wise when with a group of friends don't shout... distracting... things when a friend is mid air. Everyone just laughs at them. (Britt sorta laughed at herself too.)
Well I think I got my point across and put up a less demonic picture of me. Expect one of us to blog on the day of our aniversary. I have to leave now and work on buying her a gift for the awsome day. You'll be getting an email soon about Saturday so wait up for that. =]
Adios chicos y chicas,
Daniella <3
Adios chicos y chicas,
Daniella <3
(Brittany, Daniella, Stephanie, Sam, Jess)The Posse, all South Parkist except for Jess
Cartman on the Radio!
(Left- Daniella, Right- fellow member Brittany, not me, I took the pic)
Brittany, Co-Creator,
Hey everyone! As I'm sure you've all heard, my friend's dad (well, my second dad basically) wiped my hard drive with a magnet and we had to re-install alot, but now everything is all better with my computer.Turns out a combination of allsp.com and McAfee anti-virus being gay and defective did me in. But my friend's dad is a computer expert (seriously, he's reallygood with computers, it's his job... look- http://galley.net/ ... that's my second dad!) so everything worked out! I'm pretty lucky...
Anyway, as I'm sure some of you have most likely read on the South Park Studios homepage, Cartman was on the national Public Radio this morning! Here are the links to the interviews-
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89375695
Go here and click "listen now" at the top of the page for the first part (about Cartman, mostly an interview with Trey).
Once you're done with that, if you scroll down on the page and on the left side under the thing about Matt and Trey is "The Proust Questionaire" and click on "Listen: Cartman's Answers" (this is the actual itnerview with Cartman).
Also, the picture of our evil school sign, as Daniella promised, is at the top of this post. It says "today the classroom, tomorrow the world" which indicates to us that they are indeed taking over the world. Our principal is evil... I CALLED THAT ONE! Somebody better give me $10 now :]
Anyway, how about Canada on Strike? That was so funny, Daniella and I are still talking about it along with all our friends... also LOVE the new ads on Comedy central about Season 12 kicking major ass. It does 110%. <3
Peace,
Brittany :]
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